yikes

they got married btw

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

the council will decide your fate

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Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

Guys. I do not think he was joking when he said this

staff come on even you must understand that human pet guy is 100% not joking ever