yikes

Guys. I do not think he was joking when he said this

staff come on even you must understand that human pet guy is 100% not joking ever

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

They should invent a grad school application where they just look directly into my brain and see how passionate and good at research I am and admit me with full funding to any program I want.

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes