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Lucifer: *points at Michael* not you.

Lucifer: *points at Gabriel* JUST one.

Gabriel: *frowns*

Charlie: dad! Don’t be mean.

Lucifer: what? Cupcakes are full of sugar. Sugar is like rabies for angels. *points at Michael* and that bitch can explode if given sprinkles.

Angel Dust: *blinks while slowly backing away from Michael*

Gabriel: rabies is a bit exaggerated to describe it.

Lucifer: you want to give Mike a cupcake then?

Gabriel: *pause*

Gabriel: I didn’t say that either.

Lucifer: just eat your ONE cupcake and stop being gluttonous about it.

Lucifer: *then indifferently glances at Raphael* you can have two.

Gabriel: what? Why does he *points at Raph* get TWO cupcakes?

Raphael: I don’t want the cupcakes, you can have them.

Lucifer: don’t encourage it.

Uriel: how many cupcakes can I have?

Gabriel: you don’t have to ask him, he’s not your dad.

Lucifer: *smirks* you can have how many as you like.

Gabriel: now you’re just trying to piss me off.

Lucifer: I said what I said. My domain, my rules.

Charlie: inside my hotel *gives her dad a glaring look* you behave.

Lucifer: …

Closest match: Tinea pellionella genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Case-bearing clothes moth

OP: Your honor, if I may...

nuh-uh.

Natural Disaster side of Tumblr: THE HECK YOU MEAN NUH-UH???

Little Eva - Loco-Motion

Martha & The Vandellas - Dancing in the Streets

James Ray - I've Got My Mind Set On You

Big Mama Thornton - Hound Dog

Robert Knight - Everlasting Love

Erma Franklin - Piece of My Heart

The Family - Nothing Compares 2 U (written by Prince)

The Supremes - You Can't Hurry Love

The Supremes - Keep Me Hanging On

Lord Creator - Kingston Town

The Paragons - Tide is High

Commodores - Easy

And here's an entire playlist with songs by black artists covered by The Rolling Stones:

if you are in the united states you cannot choose to stand at a location

The Legend of Vox Machina (3x08)

Bonus: the image of himself the matron keeps showing him.

Deep fucking sigh. The SAVE America Act, or the voting rights overhaul that restricts mail-in voting and voter registration, requires presentation of a passport or birth certificate to register and a state ID at the polls, and now Trump wants to throw in anti-trans stuff just because, is in the Senate, and it's unpopular even with Republicans.

You know what you need to do. US citizens, call your Senators. ESPECIALLY if they're Republican. Republicans are balking and your voice is crucial to get them to stand strong.

AS ALWAYS:

-Calling your reps takes less than five minutes

-5calls autoconnects you and provides a quick, easy to deliver script

-They usually don't pick up you can just leave a quick voicemail

-If you really don't want to talk to someone call at night

-They HAVE to listen to you, you can stutter, stumble, misspeak, cough, whatever

The recruiter is not your friend. The military employs child psychologists to learn how to make you think the recruiter is your friend.

The recruiter is allowed to lie to you and makes more money if they do.

The recruiter is paid a commission to groom children into cannon fodder.

The recruiter will tell you you're special and will go into special smart soldier programs instead of combat. They're lying.

The recruiter may tell you they can tell if someone can get PTSD or not and only recruit people like you, who won't. They're lying.

The recruiter may tell you you'll be too busy attending free college (!!) to go overseas. They're lying.

The recruiter may ask what countries you want to travel to and promise you bougie placements on military bases in those countries. They're lying.

Even "It's just four years!" is a lie - the government is allowed to hold you past your enlistment period with a stop-loss order.

The recruiter actually has zero power to decide anything that happens to you after you enlist and they more importantly don't care what happens to you.

If you enlist, you will be brainwashed to make you willing to do things to other humans that you would never be willing to do today.

You will be ordered to do things that will kill children. And you'll do them.

The military is not the only way or even the best way for you to go to college or start a career.

Military brainwashing will actually make you into a terrible university student because it degrades your ability to think critically and question your sources.

Having PTSD and/or a TBI will make it harder to be a student and keep a job.

Veterans' benefits suck these days.

Being a veteran drastically increases your risk of homelessness, suicide, alcohol and drug dependence, prison time, and becoming an abuser to your loved ones.

The military will expose you to chemicals that will drastically increase your chances of developing cancer.

The military will withhold information about your rights to conscientiously object after enlisting.

You wake up. It is May of 1893. You are on a train en route to Transylvania. Your diary says you have had queer dreams lately.

You try to believe it.

(An old woman puts a rosary in your hands. You accept it without question.)

You are a guest in a castle you have never been in before (you recognize every hallway and know without trying that every door is locked). Your host is a man you have never met before (you killed him you killed him you killed him he had turned to dust and there was blood on the snow).

One morning you cut yourself while shaving.

There is nobody behind you in the pocket mirror’s reflection.

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