Charlie: everybody get a cupcake!
Lucifer: *points at Michael* not you.
Lucifer: *points at Gabriel* JUST one.
Gabriel: *frowns*
Charlie: dad! Don’t be mean.
Lucifer: what? Cupcakes are full of sugar. Sugar is like rabies for angels. *points at Michael* and that bitch can explode if given sprinkles.
Angel Dust: *blinks while slowly backing away from Michael*
Gabriel: rabies is a bit exaggerated to describe it.
Lucifer: you want to give Mike a cupcake then?
Gabriel: *pause*
Gabriel: I didn’t say that either.
Lucifer: just eat your ONE cupcake and stop being gluttonous about it.
Lucifer: *then indifferently glances at Raphael* you can have two.
Gabriel: what? Why does he *points at Raph* get TWO cupcakes?
Raphael: I don’t want the cupcakes, you can have them.
Lucifer: don’t encourage it.
Uriel: how many cupcakes can I have?
Gabriel: you don’t have to ask him, he’s not your dad.
Lucifer: *smirks* you can have how many as you like.
Gabriel: now you’re just trying to piss me off.
Lucifer: I said what I said. My domain, my rules.
Charlie: inside my hotel *gives her dad a glaring look* you behave.
Lucifer: …
Lucifer: fine.






























