you say i'm nothing--baby, we're in agreement.

“why’s he whimpering like that” do you ask why the sun shines? why birds sing? why you can simply pick a grape off of a vine and eat it?

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

here's a funny conversation topic i had a with a friend: if you're over the age of 25, when's the last time you really *ran* in a panic (like you were late, chasing after something, etc. things like a marathon don't count!) and what was it for?

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

That post about purposely driving under the speed limit to control speeders always blows my mind the way people think is so alien to me like why is it their responsibility to control the road? And it’s so many of yall that like as a rule get on the road and make it ur mission to irritate people. Like im sorry it’s annoying please just go the speed limit. It’s literally trolling. Going under on purpose to enjoy the road ragers despair is literally trolling. And if they agitate someone so bad they end up crashing they talk about it like it’s a treat. Yet they claim they do it to keep the roads safe. I see the type of person that you are. And id be fine if they didn’t pretend to be an agent of safety and peace fighting the dangerous killer road ragers like no you are an instigator. LOVK YHEM UPPPP

Not gonna lie, I was not expecting that

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

My titties do this all the time why is anyone surprised

do other people’s boobs not do this?

im so sorry to do this to you op but that says futa fur s/m