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How much do you generally tip at a restaurant? and do you live in an urban or rural area?
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GUESSS WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE COLOUR LAYER AND LOST THE ONLY BACKUP
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
whenever i do something like that i tell myself that that was just the practice run
It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.
also very true
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Something else I see people keep forgetting: between humans and Eridians, we are the astronauts. And we are good at it.
Eridians' perception of the world relies on something that is completely absent in space — sound. They haven't been looking at the stars their entire existence the way we have. Their concept of aliens might only be as old as their discovery of astrophage. They made a bad ship, because it was their first one ever! Rocky himself says they rushed it, and that multiple (vital) things broke. Their mission was just as much of a Hail Mary pass as ours was — they had no idea what they were doing, if they could even travel in space safely. And, as it turns out, they couldn't.
Humans are the ones who have been doing it over multiple lifetimes. Mary is state of the art. We've been space farers longer than most humans have been alive. We can actually see through space. We are more likely to survive exposure to the void. We can encase our lighter, more flexible, more mobile bodies in a material that lets us walk outside of our ship, and, to a degree, we can get our bearings out there in a way Eridians just can't.
Eridians are not looking at Mary and thinking she's a bad ship. They are not thinking humans have no idea what we're doing. They are looking at this species that can walk in the stars, have been perfecting machines to take us to them for decades, have been dreaming about them and mapping them and naming them for millennia, and used all of that to save them, and thinking, wow.
i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die
Happy Monday that Wouldn't Die Monday.
The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is
Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?
Oh my god....
How old were you when you first had a grandparent die?
I wasn't born yet
less than a year old
1-5 years old
6-10 years old
11-20 years old
over 20 years old
I don't know/it's complicated
results/no grandparents have died yet

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Jazz steps up Part 1
The battle was over.
The Ghost Zone was quiet.
For the first time in what felt like forever, Pariah Dark had fallen.
Danny should have felt victorious.
Instead, he felt cold.
Very, very cold.
"Danny?"
Jazz's voice sounded distant.
The world tilted.
He remembered Tucker shouting something.
Remembered Sam catching his arm.
Remembered his parents staring at him in horror as the green rings flashed around his body in front of everyone.
His secret.
Gone.
After years of hiding.
Then he remembered Pariah Dark's final attack.
A desperate blast fired after Danny had already won.
One last cheap shot.
One last attempt to hurt him.
The attack had hit.
And now Danny could feel something inside him unraveling.
His ghost core flickered like a dying lightbulb.
"Danny!"
Jazz was screaming now.
Danny tried to answer.
Instead, everything went white.
Six hours later.
The Fenton household had never been so silent.
Jack and Maddie sat on the couch.
Sam and Tucker occupied the opposite side of the room.
Everyone stared at the tiny bundle sleeping in Jazz's arms.
Danny.
Or what was left of Danny.
A six-month-old baby.
Round cheeks.
Tiny fingers.
A shock of black hair.
The occasional puff of icy breath when he dreamed.
Nobody spoke.
Until Jack finally broke.
"We'll fix it."
Maddie nodded immediately.
"We can reverse this. We can raise him until we do."
Jazz looked up.
Slowly.
Dangerously.
"No."
The room froze.
Jack blinked.
"What?"
"No."
"Jazz—"
"No."
The word cracked like a whip.
Danny stirred.
Jazz immediately softened, rocking him gently before glaring at her parents again.
"No."
Maddie frowned.
"Sweetheart—"
"No."
There was a terrifying calm in Jazz's voice.
"The answer is no."
Jack looked confused.
"What are you talking about? We're his parents."
Jazz laughed.
Nobody liked the sound.
"Parents?"
"Jazz—"
"You dissected him."
Silence.
"You strapped him to tables."
Silence.
"You called him a thing."
Jack looked away.
Maddie's face turned pale.
"You spent years hunting him."
Jazz's voice shook.
"And now that he's helpless, now that he can't defend himself, suddenly you want to be parents?"
"Jazz, we're trying—"
"I don't care."
The words landed like gunshots.
Tucker quietly slid his chair closer.
Ready to intervene if necessary.
Jazz stood.
Danny sleeping peacefully against her shoulder.
"You had your chance."
"Jazz..."
"You screwed up raising me."
Jack flinched.
"You screwed up raising Danny."
Another flinch.
"You are not getting a second chance."
Maddie's eyes watered.
"Please..."
"No."
The room fell silent.
Then Tucker stood.
"I already talked to my parents."
Everyone looked at him.
He adjusted his glasses.
"And a lawyer."
Jack nearly choked.
"A WHAT?"
"A lawyer."
Tucker pointed at Jazz.
"She's eighteen."
Then at Danny.
"He's legally her dependent until this gets fixed."
The room exploded.
Three weeks later.
Jazz Fenton became the legal guardian of Daniel Fenton.
Jack nearly fainted during the paperwork.
Maddie cried.
A lot.
Jazz remained unmoved.
Danny spent most of the proceedings chewing on Tucker's finger.
Two months later.
Acceptance letters arrived.
Most colleges immediately became impossible.
Single motherhood tended to do that.
Jazz wasn't surprised.
She'd already begun planning alternatives.
Then one morning an envelope arrived.
Jazz stared.
Read it once.
Then twice.
Then a third time.
Tucker nearly tackled her.
"What does it say?!"
Jazz handed over the letter.
Tucker read.
Then screamed.
"OH MY GOD."
"What?"
"JAZZ."
"What?"
"YOU GOT IN."
Jazz blinked.
"Okay?"
Tucker pointed violently at the page.
"FULL SCHOLARSHIP."
Pause.
Another pause.
Then:
"GOTHAM UNIVERSITY."
Jazz sat down.
Hard.
Danny giggled from his highchair.
Apparently finding the entire situation hilarious.
Three months later.
Jazz stepped off a bus in Gotham City.
One suitcase.
One backpack.
One stroller.
One baby.
Danny sat happily chewing on a rubber ghost shark.
The Gotham skyline loomed overhead.
Gray.
Dark.
Slightly threatening.
Danny immediately sneezed an icy blast at it.
A nearby pigeon froze solid.
Then thawed.
Then flew away screaming.
Jazz sighed.
"Please don't start."
Danny laughed.
The baby had somehow inherited all of his chaos.
A fact that terrified her.
Tucker had already promised to visit.
Sam had promised to call every day.
Her parents were back in Amity Park trying to rebuild what remained of their relationship with their children.
As grandparents.
Not parents.
Exactly where Jazz intended them to stay.
Danny grabbed her finger.
Tiny hand wrapping around it.
Trusting.
Safe.
For the first time in years, Danny wasn't carrying the weight of the world.
He wasn't fighting ghosts.
Wasn't saving cities.
Wasn't dying every other weekend.
He was just a baby.
And Jazz intended to keep it that way for as long as possible.
Even if it meant juggling college classes, midnight feedings, diaper changes, and whatever fresh insanity Gotham would inevitably throw at them.
She looked down at her son.
Danny looked up.
Bright blue eyes full of absolute confidence.
Then he burped.
A tiny green ectoblast shot into the sky.
A streetlight exploded.
Several people screamed.
Jazz closed her eyes.
"...it's going to be a long four years."
Danny giggled.
Somewhere in Gotham, fate took that as a challenge.
i think it's so funny wehave like letters and whatever from Tolkien talking about how he fucked up with the orcs. it's ao funny
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ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?
it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.
tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though
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spread it on toast
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?
it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.
tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though
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Also people being obsessed with Greek mythology as kids wasn’t invented by Percy Jackson. My dad read the Iliad and the odyssey in high school because one of his friends was super obsessed with Ancient Greek lit and he was like “well I can’t let him be smarter and more well read than I am I’ve gotta catch up”
we dont really talk about it but HP Lovecraft just kinda looks like the guy who'd write all that shit like have you seen his portrait photo that man looks like he'd get a blue ribbon at the county fair for "soggiest, shakiest rabbit"
this is the face of a man with social anxiety and racism so bad that the life he lived is scientifically indistinguishable from the average Amnesia: The Dark Descent protagonist