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bagofbirds

when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet

worsecats

#Cat #no id

notahorseindisguise

im THIRSTY. for WATER.

les-anges-electriques

j'ai SOIF. pour L'EAU.

notahorseindisguise

patch notes: you can now read this post in two languages

malicemizer

tengo SED. para AGUA.

喉がカワク。ミズから。

pinnipurr

eks DORS. vir WATER.

voxratasma

ich bin DURSTIG. auf WASSER.

#what fucking preposition do I use #German

adastrabbit

#pls #no id #friends

eldritchbauble

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

#yes #sex #transport

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aropride

i love when a character with a severe anxiety disorder fucks up over and over and blows up their whole life about it. we have a fair amount of characters with mild anxiety (not that theres anything wrong with that) we need more characters who just cannot function or stop themselves from ruining everything good in their life out of fear

#yeah #anxiety

fidelcostco

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

mushroom-soup-is-my-religion

#lmao #my wife coded #s #bus #no id

unlikely-course

Ify is in an episode of Game Changer. Zach and Jiavani are in The Good Place. Anna is in the timeloop. Demi is in a Charlie Chaplin film but that film is also a Mario 64 speedrun. Hannah Pilkes is having the day she always has but in the backrooms, and Catherine McCafferty is of course in As Above So Below.

#lmao #game changer

wormnextdoor

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

#yessss #me and one of my girls #queer

my evil plan worked. I helped my ADHD wife get started on an unspecific task and she's done more than planned and had some ideas cause she's hopping from one thing to the next. success.

#proud of her #personal

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penandinkprincess

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

penandinkprincess

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

penandinkprincess

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

justasmidgx

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

penandinkprincess

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

ace-bard3-paladin1

[ID: Screenshot of tumblr user lostinlife321 reblogged with the tags

#im sorry but im cackling at the thought of telling a cat "hey whats in your mouth?" and have to chase The Fastest Land Mammal On Earth

/end ID]

#cheetah #no id #lmao

when your wife has an anxiety attack at 3am simply have her list 100 women

#what? it worked #personal

only-tiktoks

anais-ninja-bitch

unmute

cipheramnesia

You only need to know one thing: meow.

water-of-the-bong-deactivated20

[Video transcript:

(Meow in the background. The meows continue through the video.)

So, (meow) today I am making... (meow) (snicker) pine- (meow) pinecone dice. (meow) (meow) My cat- (meow) He- (meow) He wants to narrate, too (meow). SHUT UP, THUNDER. (a beat.) He's not allowed in the bedroom (meow) 'cause he beats my other cat up (meow) and she's in here right now (meow) so he's throwing a fit.

Anyways, we're making pineco- (wheeze) i lost my train of thought.

So, I use- (meow) (exasperated) pi- i can't fucking these blank inserts (meow) to put the pinecones in (a series of meows interrupt) and then I put the pl- I had this all planned out and I was gonna explain exactly what I was doing and then the (meow)... the CAT... (meow) (a beat.) (Some purring) Can you (purring) hear that? Listen to that)(meow)

Anyways I hope you like the dice, bye.

End transcript]

thewillowtree3

This is the funniest TikTok narration I’ve ever heard LOOL

#lmao #video #amazing #cat

correlation or causation

@innerchildabortionclinic

@notahorseindisguise

#dash did this #I did a double take for sure #misc

phleb0tomist

nothing like a disabled hug. two people with fragile bodies understanding what tiny things make each other hurt or flinch, making sure to find the right position, bending to reach each other in wheelchairs or beds. i love disabled hugs

#disability #happy tag

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wanderingthroughbooks

It's been several weeks since I read The Golden Enclaves and I occasionally still think about how Liesel looked at El and went "well, I have to seduce her, for the good of humanity, in case I need to use my wiles to pull her back from self-sacrifice and/or madness."

#most German character ever love her #even though the name is very comical #the scholomance #scholomance spoilers

mercurialbreeze

#lmao #the scholomance #no id

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