Whatever this is

Here's my 2022 vs 2025 and now

I was getting my bottom surgery, and magnesium citrate is a laxative; you have to chug the entire bottle, and it is the most disgusting shit you've ever tasted. Like, it's intended to make you shit, and it *tastes* like it's gonna make you shit.

Actually for real my worst experience of the entire process of surgery and recovery was that shit, with catheter removal being a kinda distant second (it hurts like getting slapped but stops almost instantly.)

Update/training said the app had a new option to add lemonade. We tried it.

Spot on replication of the aftertaste left in your mouth after you vomit.

I was getting my bottom surgery, and magnesium citrate is a laxative; you have to chug the entire bottle, and it is the most disgusting shit you've ever tasted. Like, it's intended to make you shit, and it *tastes* like it's gonna make you shit.

Actually for real my worst experience of the entire process of surgery and recovery was that shit, with catheter removal being a kinda distant second (it hurts like getting slapped but stops almost instantly.)

Update/training said the app had a new option to add lemonade. We tried it.

Spot on replication of the aftertaste left in your mouth after you vomit.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

#im sorry but im cackling at the thought of telling a cat "hey whats in your mouth?" and have to chase The Fastest Land Mammal On Earth

"trans men are both men and targets of misogyny."

"so youre misgendering yourself and clinging to your agab."

"no, trans men are most often treated like broken women and are percieved and enforced by society as such."

"see? transandrobros love talking about how much trans women are male socialized with male privilege, so they can be innocent little babies with glass bones and paper skin"

"no, trans women at any stage of transition are also othered and treated as broken, no trans person has access to-"

"so youre misgendering yourself and clinging to your agab against the big scary trans women"