Kevin Can F**k Himself | 1.07
One Nice Bug Per Day

Andulka
styofa doing anything

if i look back, i am lost
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
NASA

@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Kiana Khansmith
Xuebing Du

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Kaledo Art

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast

Origami Around
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Kevin Can F**k Himself | 1.07

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you’ve raised me from the dead // let’s die alone together ALLISON & PATTY : EVERY EPISODE
we really went from "women and girls can do anything" to im just a girl i only do girl math im a passenger princess i dont drive i dont eat i just do haha girl dinner im so sillyyyy i wear makeup bc i want to i also try and define all women into categories that are marketable omg what if we were just girls and we were so useless and helpless
#this is also why i hate the useless lesbian trope it is just soooo teehee and helpless#part of being a lesbian is throwing off the bit of you that is teehee and helpless tbh! (via @finitevariety)
see, there are multiple terms here that seem to have morphed out of their original meanings
"passenger princess," to my knowledge, started as a joke among queer women on dating apps- a reference to the term "pillow princess," meaning a sapphic woman who is always passive in bed. therefore, a passenger princess is a (sapphic) woman who doesn't drive
I KNOW "useless lesbian" didn't start out with its current definition because I remember how it began- with this post from (I think) the mid-2010s:
it was then picked up by the emerging Sapphic Multi-FandomTM, especially the Carmilla webseries, and became popular in its original meaning: a lesbian who becomes so distracted by pretty girls that she's rendered useless for anything else
it wasn't initially about the whole "teehee uwu I can't talk to girls!!!!" concept, and I don't know when that changed
actually, didn't Girl Math and Girl Dinner start out innocuous, too? what's with the Infantilization Converter all of these phrases seem to go through?
Girl dinner was originally a funny joke about super low effort meals of whatever was in the cabinet/fridge and somehow it got turned into “teehee I have an eating disorder”. Like if someone’s posting a single granola bar and being like “girl dinner” they need to shut up, that’s barely even a girl snack, girl dinner is when you microwave a big potato and eat it with your bare hands in barely more time than it took to microwave it.
"useless lesbian" is definitely older than mid 2010s. I don't know how it began but that screenshot is a reference to it, not the genesis of it. I tried to google this and while I didn't find a definitive answer on where it came from, it has been around since at least 2012 (eg as a tag on AO3)
No no, that screenshot is the genesis. It’s from 2010 or 11. Source: I have been here since 2009, and I am not the op of that post but I am the op of this one, its establishment in the Carmilla fandom (although far from the first casual usage since the original post).
The full list of dems who voted to censure Rashida Tlaib:
Steve Cohen
Jim Costa
Angie Craig
Don Davis
Lois Frankel
Jared Golden
Daniel Goldman
Josh Gottheimer
Greg Landsman
Susie Lee
Kathy Manning
Jared Moskowitz
Wiley Nickel
Chris Pappas
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Pat Ryan
Brad Schneider
Kim Schrier
Darren Soto
Ritchie Torres
Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Frederica Wilson
One Democrat accused Tlaib of trying to "gaslight" the world with her comments about the Israel-Hamas war.

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hey! the house of representatives has unveiled a 14 billion dollar bill to arm Israel (by cutting the IRS budget, naturally, and making it easier for rich ppl to continue to avoid taxes.) the first hearing on this bill is TODAY, NOVEMBER 1, at 4PM ET. good time to call your reps and tell them a) not to vote for this and b) to urge them to call for (at minimum) a ceasefire.
also: the white house comment line is open at 202-456-1111 (I've seen that their hours are T-Th 11-3 ET but I can't find confirmation of that.) you may have to wait on hold for a bit (laughably they have the exact same hold music as my hospital's billing department. we live in a society.)
shauna's silly beef with jackie's buneary is real to me because
yellowjackets pkmn au: laura lee and lottie!
jackie + shauna // taissa + van
Stand with Palestine // Oct 2023
Chicago, IL
London, UK
Sanaa, Yemen
Mexico City, Mexico
Jakarta, Indonesia
Hague, Netherlands
Barcelona, Spain
Geneva, Switzerland
Colombo, Sri Lanka
New York, NY
Canberra, Australia
Baghdad, Iraq
Amman, Jordan
Istanbul, Turkey
Caracas, Venezuela
Rome, Italy
Islamabad, Pakistan
Kabul, Afghanistan
Cairo, Egypt
Tehran, Iran
Cape Town, South Africa
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Beirut, Lebanon
Paris, France
Tokyo, Japan
Helsinki, Finland
Dhaka, Bangladesh
Sarajevo, Bosnia
Ottawa, Canada
Sao Paulo, Brazil
KEEYA KING in Jigsaw (2017) dir. Michael Spierig, Peter Spierig

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When you’re scrolling and accidentally hit an option on a poll: I would not fucking say that
would you lez out with me in the saw trap
yellowjackets pkmn au: jackie and shauna! of course they have a plusle and minun...
tai + van
yellowjackets pkmn au! starting with tai and van :]
After having so much fun with Yellowjackets Appreciation Week (thank you @yellowjacketsweek for the inspiration) we thought we should have a Yellowjackets Month! And is there a better month to spend celebrating our favourite cannibal show than October? You can use those prompts, mix them together as you please and post at any time during the month of October. Let's see where your creativity can take you (psst i know where. it's to the tag where you can be among amazing creators like @taiturner who made the header of this post and this blog's icon). Make sure to tag your posts with #yjoctober2023 so everyone can see them!
With all that out of the way let's get into the prompts:
Horror element or trope from the show
Quote from other horror media that fits Yellowjackets
Horror media parallels
Yellowjackets reimagined as a different genre (i.e slasher, zombie movie, romantic comedy etc)
Dream sequence / hallucination / haunting of choice
Yellowjackets characters as classic horror monsters (werewolves, vampires, etc)
Scary or shocking scene of choice
"Came back wrong"
Additional info and updates as of September 29:
All posts tagged #yjoctober2023 will be reblogged. if you don't see your post here two days after posting or it doesn’t show up in the tag feel free to send it in dms (which are open for everyone)
Reblogged posts will be tagged (there will be tags for gifsets, fanart, fanfics, fanvids, etc) and each prompt will have a separate tag based on their number on the list (example: "horror element or trope from the show" will be tagged as #prompt 1)
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Additional info for fanfic writers:
All fics written for Yellowjackets October will be added to a collection on ao3. We encourage you to add a #yjoctober2023 tag to your works there (and of course on the post here on tumblr)
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Once a girl tried to kill me with rat poison, so I took her outside and I punched her 'til she died.
AYO EDEBIRI as JOSIE BOTTOMS (2023) dir. Emma Seligman
My mom died when we were kids, Neil found her. Oh my god, I’m so sorry. Settle down, it’s not like you did it. Actually, I did. I wanted your trucker dad all to myself. That’s funny.