Go Suck A Dick Pls

Then you must be in hysterics

knock knock

new door who dis

tell me something nice

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

My sister studies fungi and let me tell you the shit she comes out with when someone asks her about work is mind-blowing

I’m pretty sure you don’t need to know French in order to understand this comic.

My local garden center had a strict “mask policy enforced by owner’s mother with a garden hose” and the woman really did, and I say this with adoration and aspiring to be like her someday- look like a wizened and moderately sadistic gargoyle perched on her lawn chair with the hose cocked, pressure building behind the nozzle, eagerly awaiting the next asshole.

my worm? heh… *plays with pocket knife for a second* you cant afford my worm.

op is a person. op can see all the things u write in the tags

#op has blocked you for being especially weird in the tags

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

The various Robins are EAGER to talk to reporters about the drama of their dad, step-dad, and "that Metropolis hussy."

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

alright one sec

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

jigsaw is so funny for being like “technically i didn’t kill anyone they had a chance uwu” after putting people in nearly inescapable violent and elaborate death traps skdksjfhksd like okay sir but WHO put them there?? they didn’t attach the bear trap to their own ribcage