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Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

say what you want about me but friends confide in me. colleagues hug me. animals nap on me and strangers meet my eyes and smile

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.