did one for @lostbutincognito

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ojovivo
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Mike Driver

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Janaina Medeiros
will byers stan first human second
KIROKAZE
Claire Keane

#extradirty
Peter Solarz
cherry valley forever

dirt enthusiast

@theartofmadeline
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@voidistooshortforausername
did one for @lostbutincognito

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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published
in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look
behold. my ugly son.
Species accurate version
wretched little creature
happy pride
my grandmas dawg
heres what your grandmas dog wold look like. if they were a trail of ant
im getting sick of this.

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i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog
dolly parton, 1987
“you couldn’t make this movie today” not because of cancel culture but because big studios aren’t willing to take risks on cool fun new ideas instead of adaptation number 7,000
It's so freaking cute seeing this tiny platypus protecting this grown ass man
That's his guy #his guy
What kinda shit are they doing to those animals for Perry to be able to pick up a grown man with two mechanical prosthetics
Actually I think doof is just that light.
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

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Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS
You don't hear from the field workers because they aren't "posting"
They're serfing the internet
there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate
that doesn’t stop most tumblr users
how dare you say we surf on the poor
Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.
two points of view on math fish
a little compilation
this is (trans) positivity!
need a bad sleep reset
this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep
If you want to actually fix your sleep schedule you need to consistently go to bed half an hour earlier than the night before AND either keep your wake up time the same OR consistently wake up half an hour earlier as well, until you are sleeping at the times you actually want to be asleep at. This is of course, very difficult to do but does actually work.
This is the first time I've seen the Insomniac's Gambit post with instructions on how to fix your sleep schedule.
Will it work for someone who has Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder? No idea.
Will it absolutely suck to try it? Oh yes.

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Eva Stratt aka the softest girl you've ever seen PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)
This tweet read me to filth