Hyperfixation Dump

“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth

finally some good advice on this post

Apparently this boy ain't traumatized enough!!!🗣️🗣️

Haven't you had enough of gojo satoru ?

you're in a lying competition but your opponent is qifrey

All of my Nitro, I spent on you

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

“What do you mean Shen Jiu, the person constantly acting like a cat, is also a Cat Demon in the fic called “the funny thing is that they are both cats”?”

let's munch with papa

onwards, little ducklings 🐤