you’ll never guess what day of the year the next us presidential election is on :)

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

Todays the day.

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

ok but in 2024 we all gotta look like jadz in past tense

i’m calling it now 2024 is the year of High Butch

HIGH BUTCH YES

date of origin: December 24th, 2015