ariadnĂłn; they/them. sir that's my emotional support tortured psychic. minoanist. historical costumer. pedant. currently deep in the star wars. reviews: 'iconic.' 'HELLA.' 'đ'
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âAri, Iâm going to throw myself out the window. Will you be okay with that?â
I close my eyes so I can roll them in the safety of my own head before speaking my thought process aloud. âIf you threw yourself out the window because of a suicide bomber and died, I would be upset. Especially if I didnât know the reason. Knowing why helps me. And it would be worse if there was something I could have done to stop it and wasnât able to. I wouldnât join the Sith over it but if I didnât deal with the guilt and maybe even if I did, there would be several meltdowns along the way and it might kick off a major depressive episode. It wouldnât be from grief, though. Thatâs an ⌠external factor.â
Araithana Pallopides has no idea what year it is, a few decades of a life lived in a distant galaxy seven hundred million years in the future in their head, an outline of the Sith Grand Plan, several neuroses, and a Force-Bond with the Jedi Order's only Seer. A self-insert fic, beginning in 33BBY.
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cut galaxies content, mainly because i don't want to get into all of the metaphysical debates this would cause:
ari: *pauses writing 'DROID RIGHTS ARE SENTIENT RIGHTS' exam essay*
ari: what do we know about. uh.
jocasta nu: about what?
ari: *hand movements to imply putting one thing inside another* um. en ... droid ... en ... ing? and what does the general public know?
jocasta nu: en-what?
ari: way, way west of batuu. the saurids. with the. um. special way they power their technology? maybe just their ships? droids? droidships? by draining the life-energy of people? & running it on that?
jocasta nu: they drain the living force from people and use it as energy?
ari: i don't think it's something brand new in about thirty years so yes maybe essence transference of consciousness into droids in sixty?
jocasta nu: what kriffing rakata technology survived out there.
ari: ohh this is a blasphemy isn't it.
sifo-dyas: *sleeping* bleh.
[clone wars averted! instead, you cause a schism between jedi who believe that their mandate is to follow the force itself and those who believe the republic is the arbiter of their choices. good job! the first group goes on crusade against the ssi-ruuk; sano sauro's proposition to sever the jedi from the senate goes through, sidious ends up assassinated by granta omega]
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Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals
Being a rereader is the best thing in the world because being able to truthfully say, âIâve read this book more than ten timesâ feels absolutely amazing.
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What does Araithana think of Jolee for a matter of fact what does Araithana think of Kreia if any records of them survived into prequal era I have been playing Kotor 1&2 while re reading GFFAMBCTTA and I just feel like their the type of jedi that Ari would have so many opinions on. If you have not play Kotor you can totally disregard this I just love your writing so much every time a interact with a new piece of Star Wars media I think of how Ari would react. The new chapter is great as someone who has had to do a lot of special ed/standardized testing it was super accurate.
<3 <3 <3 this is a SUCH fun ask that i spent some time considering (like, what ARE the sources that still exist in-universe? shortest answer: not a lot!). i haven't actually played either of the kotors, but i have spent extensive time with the tvtropes pages (also i like seeing the full galaxies acronym because it's so close to dna base pairs).
short answer:
ari would be SO. ANNOYED. by jolee bindo. clawing at the air, going 'WHY.' he DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT PAST PADAWAN. HE says he was about to be knighted before he chose exile but i'm not sure how must weight i would give that. i lean toward it being a 'shit we need more jedi knights now that a bunch are dead' knighting, a post-geonosis knighting. the tvtropes page is 'he's an expy of obi-wan'. NO. he is NOT. he anakins too close to the sun 3.9 millennia before anakin. the only good thing is that he DOESN'T go evil.
kreia is probably ONLY known as darth traya and, thus, is on the list of 'would sidious have fanboyed enough that understanding her philosophies would be useful?'. also possibly on the 'if find holocron, destroy holocron' list (along with andeddu). ari definitely feels uneasy about the parallels the meetra surik & kreia relationship has with theirs with dooku.
long answer:
1) consider this, from the revan novel (only grudgingly accepted when accepted & often not at all):
the main kotor-era in-universe text is the revan mythologies by ilia orpin. there's one entry in the great holocron compared to the tales of the jedi era's three; the tedryn holocron has a record by bodo baas about the entirety of the second sith war; the asil krisman holocron mentions battles between jedi and sith but it's intended for younglings. of these three, the great holocron & the asil krisman holocron are nebulously currently canonical, given that props of them were made for attack of the clones, but not used. the revan mythologies were written at enough of a remove that there appeared to be no other sources on the material covered by them. that the reports on malachor v and other events of that era were filed by atris indicates that it's her viewpoint that all succeeding jedi would know and that her reports are likely the ones that the revan mythologies are based on. there IS the katarr adumbrature, from dooku: jedi lost, and since it's cavan scott, who also has some of his high republic-era characters swearing by meetra surik, i'm pretty confident that these texts are an after-the-fact assembly of what foreshadowed nihilus's visit.
2) fuck jolee bindo. jolee bindo is the source of so many of my annoyances in star wars fandom. where's that 'if you could remove one character from sw who would it be?' post? because jolee bindo is my answer to that. âââââgreyâââââ jedi MY ASS. nemesis to my serenity.
jolee bindo, a summary:
jolee bindo: iâm gonna do what i think is the right thing to do.
the high council: maybe DONâT undermine the jedi order in public by going rogue?
jolee bindo: iâm gonna marry this woman
the high council: how about no.
jolee bindo: iâm gonna train her personally
the high council: youâre not even knighted yet.
jolee bindo: bad news, she went evil & i couldnât kill her because i love her too much.
the high council: yeah, thatâs why we said no.
jolee bindo: so i finally killed her but only after she killed many jedi. man am i unlucky or what
the high council: now that youâve seen how attachments fuck you up, including your attachment to your own ego in believing that you're right and we're wrong, we believe that youâll never do this again and should have gained control over your emotions and yourself. like a jedi should.
the high council: so weâre knighting you.
jolee bindo: youâre so stupid.
jolee bindo: *fucks off to kashyyyk*
ari, learning this: *screams into hands because there are no corners in which to scream*
Scout and Whie have stolen my entire heart. Also, I feel that you all were not explicit enough about how much reading YDR feels like being repeatedly punched in the stomach.
