here there be life

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

BANDIT PLATE

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

everyone get more non-sexually intimate with your close friends right now !!!! or sexually if thats your jam im not the horny police

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience