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free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

I cant come to your birthday there's a big ass skullll flying araound

I couldn’t fix him, but I could fuck him, and that could fix me, and that’s more important.

#barry allen#except hes not trying to fix len#just get him to see the good in himself#(and soon that Good In Him will be Barry) (via @softboydepot)

Sorry you’re gonna have to drag me kicking and screaming off the thirty year old social reject woman website. These are my people

the older i get the more i understand bilbo's desire to find somewhere quiet to finish his book.

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

'Earth mother' and 'sexy old young thing'...

It's actually so much worse when they then immediately cut to Yves Barre describing their styles so beautifully, bc yeah he's wardrobe and costume but also it just proves that it was so unnecessary to mention tight jeans and call her sexy in what is supposed to be a professional interview.

That’s what always strikes me!! The contrast between the two, and how well the costume designer clearly knows what’s what and how much more he likes both of the characters than that slimy tv critic

spider man would have a tumblr i think

he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.