Go then, there are other worlds than these

Dick Grayson

When you get home and find Dick sitting on the couch, your vibrator in his hand, you know it´s over for you.

"Look what I found today." He holds it up like a trophy. "Didn't know you had one." His devilish grin scares you.

"That's none of your business. " You feel your face heat up. "Where did you even find that?"

"I was looking for a shirt," he says, face innocent all of a sudden.

"In my closet? Right." You run your hand over your tiered face. "Were you trying to steal my panties again?"

Now it was his time to get flustered. Pervert.

Jason Todd

"What is this?"

You just stepped through the door to find Jason holding a large silicone dildo in front of your face.

"Hello to you too?"

"Am I not enough for you?" He has a frown sitting between his brows.

"Jay, are you seriously jealous of a fake dick?" You try to snatch it out of his hands, but he just lifts it higher, out of your reach.

Then he grabs your arm and drags you to the bedroom. "Guess we´ll have to find out who does it better."

Tim Drake 

Short circuits.

He was going through your underwear drawer because you asked him to pick out a pair od underwear for you.

It was date night and he anticipated the part where he got to see you in his favorite slip. But he did not expect to find a generously sized dildo in between them.

Apparently he stayed kneeling and staring for a hot minute, because you step into the bedroom, dressed only in a towel, asking him what takes him so long.

When you see your boyfriends face red and eyes wide, you kneel down beside him and take his face into your hands.

"Baby, what do you suppose I do when you work all day, hm?" You place a kiss on his forehead and grab the slip yourself. "If we hurry, I can show you how I use it before we have to head out?" 

He snaps out of it immediately. 

Wally West 

 While home sick, Wally decides to declutter your apartment.

After unsuccessfully reorganizing the kitchen drawers, he decides the bedroom seems more promising.

He begins on his side of the bed. His bedside drawer is overflowing with tissues, cough drops, and nasal spray.

"Yeah... this all stays," he mutters to himself.

Then he moves on to your nightstand. The first thing he finds is a small vibrator. He blinks at it.

"Huh."

Without giving it another thought, he snaps a picture and sends it to you.

Decluttering You still need this?

He tosses it onto the bed and continues sorting through the drawer. By the time you get home, he's already forgotten about it.

"Why," you ask, holding up your phone, "did you text me a picture of my vibrator?"

Wally blinks.

"...I genuinely don't know."

Bruce Wayne 

Bruce comes home sooner than usual. He hears the shower running and your music muffled behind the bathroom door.

Hes tiered and was planning on going to sleep right away, when he sees unmade sheets through the open bedroom door.

Unusual. 

Even after a nap, you always made the bed.

Curiosity gets the better of him.

The blanket is crumpled at the foot of the bed. His pillow still bears the imprint of someone's head. And right in the middle of the mattress, abandoned without a second thought, sits a vibrator.

Bruce blinks once.

He isn't sure whether he should feel offended or not.

In the end, he simply places it on your nightstand and says nothing.