"You're problem is branding"

my balcony blocks my view of the playground, but I heard one child yell "I FOUND A FROG" with a great deal of excitement and now there is screaming, so I'm filling in some blanks

situational update: a little girl screamed "LEAVE HIM ALONE" and now there's noises that sound suspiciously like a child getting wailed on by a wiffle ball bat

further update: parent has been called to the scene. distribution of fault is underway. bat appears to have been confiscated.

bat has been returned under the promise of not deploying it once more against brothers. the pause and "but tell him to leave the frog alone" tells me it will likely come back into play shortly.

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

happy pride month to this post specifically

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too

“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good

“for the millionth time the first amendment protects you from the government not the justin”

annabeth chase being played by a black girl is so important. little black girls will finally be able to see that THEY can be heroes too, they can be smart and brave, and they can be whatever they want to be

QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN 

peter parker is spider-man????

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

tattoos i mean. i’m not like, taking a couple of invertebrates out on the town

why not

most dangerous places on earth: volcanoes 

why

Nowhere to grab a bite to eat

me, somebody in need of therapy reading a fic ; character does something irrational : wow somebody needs therapy