Visadero

Let's cut the bullshit though. Haunted houses can definitely become pregnant.

as a hater, it's important to keep in mind that true fandom is a long game. for example, yeah, it's fucking annoying when you genuinely enjoy a show or something for multiple reasons and it happens to have gay people (or people who could be read as gay) in it and so the fandom gets flooded with the kind of fans who are literally just here for the "Hot New Thing to Slash Ship" and therefore have bad opinions on everything because they think entirely in shallow fanfic tropes and are going to get mad every time something doesn't line up perfectly with their fanfics, but with time they will move on to the next "Hot New Thing to Slash Ship," and you'll realize your real enemy is and has always been That One Blogger who Sincerely Loves this Show as Much as You But Has the Worst Fucking Opinions on Planet Earth.

to clarify and i hate to tell y'all this, but the people who do not move on are inherently in the second category no matter how much they initially might resemble members of the first group. Roving Shippers, be they straight or queer, are nomadic by nature and will always get bored and move on, only cropping up in small groups every once in awhile when they randomly remember The Ship's existence, but True Fans with the Worst Fucking Opinions on Planet Earth are, unfortunately, forever.

many people are seemingly agreeing with me but fundamentally misinterpreting what this post is about. i'm just like jesus.

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

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if the muppet show was still airing chappell roan would guest star and thered be a running bit of miss piggy thinking shes trying to steal kermit but shes actually trying to flirt with miss piggy the whole time

they lock eyes while shes performing good luck babe and miss piggy is visibly considering it

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school