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1 - Immediately upon getting home, you must find a housemate to diaper you. You are not allowed to be in the house undiapered and are not allowed to remove diapers yourself.

2 - Your diaper stash, diaper pail, and changing pad are now stored openly in the common area. Every housemate has the absolute right to check you and bring you there for a change at any time, no matter who else may be present.

3 - The door will be removed from your bedroom. If you plan to hump in your diapers, you must message the house's group chat and request permission. All housemates must unanimously agree that you've earned the privilege, and at least one housemate must be present and observing you while you hump your pampers.

Intro to the Tinker Paci. Yes I paid a voice actor for this because I hate the sound of my own voice 🙈

Pull-up extenders anyone!?

now obviously these aren’t applicable to all littles, and some of this list is a little more gendered towards boys because i am one and don’t have a lot of experience with girl littles or nb littles, but i tried my best. /)v(\

little traits:

👶🏻 one year old: -sometimes nonverbal, when verbal, usually a lot of non distinct sounds, or very basic words/baby talk -toilets and potty training are pretty much a definite no -typically wears diapers -hasn’t graduated to a sippy cup yet, so still uses a bottle -will eat solid foods, but nothing too big yet, mostly softer foods that tend to be sweeter -definitely needs a bib when eating regular food because they’re very messy -frustrated more easily -slightly more needy, and wants to be cuddled and held a lot more often -will play with basic learning toys like blocks or rings, and enjoys teething toys(depends on the little, though) -still uses a pacifier -crawls more than walks

🍼 two year old: -much more verbal, but much more babytalk rather than full words -sometimes a bit more bashful -will still use a bottle, but can switch between a sippy cup and bottle; they usually prefer softer mouthed sippy cups to the harder ones -mostly eating solid food, milk is more of a comfort food in a bottle now -still uses a pacifer often -may be starting to potty train, and switching more from diapers to pull ups; likely still wears diapers when sleeping -will put almost anything in their mouth -much more adventurous and playful; likely plays with more educational toys and has taken a slightly larger interest in tv, but too much or too loud hurts their little eyes and ears and they could get overstimulated -typically has a fascination and love for animals and the outdoors -walks more than crawls -may carry around a comfort item everywhere(teddy bear, blanket, paci, etc) -bottom wiggles

🍭 three years old: -definitely using the potty more often -less babytalk, more coherent sentences -might usually decline a bottle, and is adjusting to harder mouthed sippy cups, but probably still prefers softer ones -definitely still uses a pacifier -when using a bottle, sometimes it’s comfort or they’re not feeling too great -dinosaur chicken nuggets are a favorite, and they’re learning that they really don’t like their vegetables -definitely potty training at this point and not using diapers as much at all anymore; usually pullups and overnight diapers -loves games like hide and seek, and is learning tag -still fascinated by the outdoors and likely has a new love for animals -eating hard foods and soft foods, and likely enjoys chips, animal crackers, graham crackers, and different kinds of sweet dry foods -isn’t eating typical baby food as much if at all, but still won’t necessarily eat “adult” food, even if cut into tiny, bite size pieces -requires a lot of attention and a careful eye, because they can be mischievous

🍬 four years old: -doesn’t wear diapers anymore -may not use a pacifier as often -likely wears pullups as a security thing, but is in training pants and can usually stay dry -uses hard mouth or soft mouth sippy cups, and has said goodbye to the bottle(for the most part) -has a new love for tv and different kinds of games that require more coordination -likely loves car rides and trips, as well as trips to the zoo and aquarium, because animals -much more easily bored, but very energetic -likely still messes up on certain letters or words, and could have a slight lisp, but sentences make sense and there is much less babytalk, if any -might be getting more interested in dress up -more interested in art, but less coordinated(think finger painting and macaroni art) -has a stuffed animal collection -monsters in the closet are a common occurence now

👦🏻 five years old: -has likely developed a love for tea parties, imaginary friends, and superheroes and/or princesses -disney is very important to them -they’re likely learning how to read, and their speech is very well formed at this point -they’re definitely out of diapers and pull ups, and only occasionally have accidents, which usually upsets them greatly -rarely uses a pacifier -only uses hard mouthed sippy cups, and is graduating on to regular water bottles -fascinated by just about everything -is likely a picky eater, but not as picky as when they were younger -enjoys coloring -can sing along to literally every disney song, it’s kind of insane -loves candy, chocolates, and anything sweet -a lot more playful and mischievous -likely still requires a nap during the day -enjoys playing with cars and/or baby dolls

👧🏻 six years old: -accidents are almost unheard of -likely has begun to enjoy star wars, star trek, harry potter, or another child friendly fandom -watches a lot of cartoons -eats as much candy as possible when they can get away with it and always regrets it but keeps doing it -can be very naughty or very nice -hates being scolded with a passion -still loves disney -no babytalk, maybe a slight lisp, but sounds just like any other adult when speaking for the most part -might still watch shows geared towards younger groups -can read and do more complex puzzles -still fascinated by the world and loves car rides -pizza is a favorite food, but dino nuggets and mac and cheese are still high up there -mostly uses water bottles rather than sippy cups

This caption was written with—and of course features—the amazingly talented @prettymuchpottytrained02. Such a cutie.

A mobile slowly spins above her crib, barely visible in the soft, warm glow of the nightlight.

Dreamy, delicate melodies of long-forgotten nursery rhymes drift from the antique music box in the corner of the nursery.

None of this made any difference to the sole occupant of the nursery.

Peanut glared at the mobile, her binkie bobbing furiously in her mouth. She dramatically kicked off her blankets in a fit of frustration at the muffled cheers invading her nursery.

It wasn’t fair!

All she wanted was to stay up one night—one night!—past her bedtime to watch the big football game with Daddy and his friends!

You are in diapers or pull-ups for a reason, but they are not interchangeable!  What are the expectations for littles?

Use your diapers (very) often, that’s what it’s they’re for and that’s why you’re in them!

Using your diapers (often) is totally okay, and is 100% expected that you do.  Your diapers are for both voluntary and involuntary use.  You are not expected to ask if you need to use it, just use it.

It’s never an “accident” to use your diapers, but it’s an accident if your diaper leaks (your caregiver can decide if the accident is your fault and what (if any) corrective actions need to be taken).

If you hold it and then go all at once in your diapers, you greatly increase chances for an accident, and having it be your fault so use your diapers whenever you feel the slightest urge to go.

You should be doing little tinkles in your diaper about every few minutes or so (you need to keep that bladder empty, and also make sure you hydrate). Proper hydration also makes your pee less stinky.

If you have a caregiver, it is typical that you won’t even be allowed to touch, or change your diapers, or even to ask for a diaper change (hopefully your caregiver is attentive and will be taking care of your diapers (and any other needs) for you before an accident happens).

If you have a caregiver, you should cooperate fully with having your diaper checked, and having your diaper changed (if you don’t and your diaper leaks (which it will eventually), then it’s your fault and you will be in trouble).

Even if you’re in diapers only a night, these rules don’t change.  Once the diaper is on, it stays on and you’re expected to use it whenever you have the urge to go, and not just for involuntary use (like bedwetting).  Attentive caregivers will check and change your diaper right before going to sleep and even while you sleep if your diaper gets full.  Being in a fresh diaper before going to sleep is the best way to reduce night-time accidents.

If you’re in pull-ups, the rules are very different than when you’re in diapers, and you’ll need to be more disciplined or face discipline!

Your pull-up is like protective underwear (trainers) and is there “just in case”, mostly for involuntary use.  Being in pull-ups and being allowed to use the potty for voluntary use gives you more independence and responsibilities.

You are expected to try to keep your pull-ups clean and dry, unless you ask your caregiver and they say its okay for you to use it (like if you’re stuck in traffic, or at a concert or movie, or having tummy troubles and can’t make it to a potty in time)

Unlike diapers, going potty in your pull-ups is an accident and might get you in trouble (like getting spanked and put back in diapers until further notice).

You won’t be allowed to take your pull-up off, unless your caregiver says its okay, but you will probably be allowed to pull them down to go potty in the toilet and pull them back up when you’re done.

Pull-ups are way more likely to leak than diapers.  Having an accident in your pull-up and having it leak could mean double-trouble for you (and your rear-end).

Having to change your used pull-up will not be popular with your caregiver because some of your clothes might need to be taken off completely before you can be cleaned up and get put into a fresh pull-up.  Keep in mind, that it might be easier for the caregiver to rip the pull-up off, give you a (deserved) spanking, then change you into a fresh diaper, then to take your clothes off and slip a fresh pull-up on you.

If the additional expectations are causing stress, it might be a really good idea to very sweetly ask your caregiver to put you back in diapers instead of using your pull-ups and getting in trouble. Long car rides, air travel, movies, concerts, vacations (Disney!), afternoon naps, sleeping, sicknesses (tummy troubles!), and getting over stressful times, are some very common (and good) reasons for being put back in diapers.

Even though you went in the potty and not in your pull-ups isn’t enough.  Not washing your hands properly, or dribbles and streaks in your pull-ups (or other indicators of improper hygiene) can result in punishments and/or getting put back in diapers.