TROLL!! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON! OUO

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

It’s Time

Boys and girls of every age Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN

How many of these do you have up your sleeve?

I’m genuinely crying, please

HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?!?

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

this is fucking beautiful

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

"how do you write such believable men as a woman?" "how do you write such believable women a man?" and the answer people who are good at it always give is "i just write people. were literally the exactly the same. do you think the opposite sex is some sorta totally different animal???" and people respond "woah that's wild. yea i do. and im not gonna stop thinking that goodbye :)"

Woman murders man in broad daylight

Always reblog this queen of burns the dude didn't even realise happened

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am