whats up its walnut

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

My therapist is not my friend. But he's certainly my ally. Maybe even a fan

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

I have a creeping suspicion some of you guys are not taking "idk man sometimes it depends" to heart

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

hello 👋 i am the worlds second smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “dyke it up” if i may