whats up its walnut

Not often does one get to see a majestic juvenile bald eagle successfully capture an unattended hamburger.

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

you just dont get this on other websites

I need to look at a body of water. immediately

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

this morning my coworker and I were evaluating some beans and I said ‘man these beans look pretty good’ and he was like ‘meh I’ve seen better’. top ten exchanges that have happened for thousands of years in every language ever spoken

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID