whats up its walnut

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

I have a creeping suspicion some of you guys are not taking "idk man sometimes it depends" to heart

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

hello 👋 i am the worlds second smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “dyke it up” if i may

then again I truly am unsure if anyone has ever actually felt happy while inside a grocery store so who knows

Reminds me of the time my partner and I were at a big hardware store and came across a little bird just chilling between the shelves. An employee told us they get birds all the time and they know how to get out. More stores should have birds.

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary