whats up its walnut

then again I truly am unsure if anyone has ever actually felt happy while inside a grocery store so who knows

Reminds me of the time my partner and I were at a big hardware store and came across a little bird just chilling between the shelves. An employee told us they get birds all the time and they know how to get out. More stores should have birds.

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

yeah okay ill reblog that

“you can’t spend your entire life avoiding it” you are greatly underestimating my determination to not confront things

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

1986!!

Golden Girls was so incredibly progressive for its time and not even slightly afraid to be loud about it. They talked about queer people, about race, about ableism, and they made it central and overt. They talked about things that mattered, and they never punched down, and they were allies off the stage too.

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day