whats up its walnut

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

Me, a queer woman, trying to find the right outfit for a date with another queer lady.

if you see me getting manipulated by a beautiful vampire do not intervene, i am right where i want to be.

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,

[reaping it] I'm just glad we spent the time to sow this [sowing it anew] there is no fucking way this is worth it, I was a different person, I had a different constitution

smiled at a couple of guys because i thought they were a gay couple like the sort of guys who own a bichon frise and attend an independent movie theater’s themed weeklong film festivals it’s really a know it when you see it kind of situation but i did not know it when i saw it because they both smiled back and stopped walking and before i even registered the name tags i saw that their collars were too starched and pristine and their neat haircuts which i had assumed were part of the gay thing were a bit too neat and when they asked me what i know about the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints it was as if i had always known in some corner of my heart that they would. there was never any bichon frise.

i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

as someone on the asexual spectrum, this shift in language genuinely made me feel more comfortable and happy in fandom spaces. i've never once wanted to lick a man's abs. i HAVE wanted to chain a man to my radiator. and that's beautiful.

Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

That's the thing about Doing Really Bad you kinda keep it to yourself. And then you start doing a little better & when you try to tell people this the vibe is like "what do you mean you were living in the sewer this whole time are you good?" while you're standing there like Yeah that's not the important part never mind that. I'm literally out of the sewer

Down with cis truck

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

the two genders are yes or no

and im STILL nonbinary!

so call me maybe