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man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

i remember i could of on a first date with a guy seen casino royale but instead we saw children of men and i never went out again. wild first date movie. would not recommend children of men on any first date

Children of Men was the movie I watched on the first date with my husband... Then we saw World War Z right after we got married.

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.

cannot fucking believe how many notes this has and continues to get

a core part of being on tumblr is watching the site kick itself in the dick

Someday I really ought to re-draw this better and in colour

ps5 brain monday

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

happy 2 year ps5 brain monday

happy 3 year ps5 brain monday

Happy 4 year ps5 brain monday