I will face god and walk backward into hell

sorry i rear ended you. my car is.. in heat

Yeah its kind of a compliment i guess. that it wants to fuck your car. so just tell your insurince that

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Thinking about 30-50 feral hogs again. Can you imagine the majesty. Murmurating like starlings. Elaborate emergent shapes. The deafening snuffling. They pass through a corn field leaving only rubble behind. And the danger! Don't get too close! It's electric. we have only begun to conceive of the hog

my dead wife. the ad free internet

guy in the elevator with us just announced that a river appeared in the desert somewhere for the first time in 2000 years, and the prophecy is complete. another dude (did not arrive with the first guy) nodded affirmatively and said everything is in its right place