kingdoms and lilac wine

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

Sometimes I get the "I can fix him" urge for a fictional character but like not in a sexy way. I can fix him with the power of friendship. I look at him the way a 12 yr old horse girl looks at an abused stallion that has injured its last 3 riders but she knows that it will sense her good vibes and she'll be the first person to show it kindness. That man is a skittish horse to me.

Sir a croissant escaped

Ayy, that cat is advertising!

having non toxic friends is craaazy wdym she apologized for accidentally coming off as rude and condescending. wdym she doesn’t ignore me completely. this isawrsome sauc

Reading this in Cecil Baldwin's voice

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead