It's been like half a year since I've been sneezed on and I'd like to change that but instead I have a crush on someone in a committed (mono? probably!) relationship and a visceral hatred of dating apps and an awareness that it would probably (definitely?) be super weird to ask my cute friend to come over and give me her cold
anyways mutuals come sneeze on me IRL if you're so inclined. I think that would fix some of my problems.
















