What?

Next person who asks me if I know how to fix brain fog is getting this.

beg for your life, tennis boy

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

what do you mean i have to go to work today. when i just did it yesterday???

guys you’re never gonna fucking guess what they’re making me do again today

okay now they’re just being mean

thank god. weekend

You’re Shitting Me

Settings > Meals > My Sandwich > Configure My Sandwich

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.

sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

I'm begging everyone to get their flu shots