A. Draic Brom

was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool

I watch one video on old Hollywood and I start drifting around the house demanding champagne, barbiturates and an MGM contract

*5 glasses of wine voice* I’m the goddamn Judy garland of this website

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

pulling my tamagotchi out of my pocket in the same way a distinguished old man would check his pocket watch

#op its your job to kill that whale

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts