A. Draic Brom

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

Looking at myself and realizing I’ll never look the way I want to makes me want to peel my skin off piece by piece god I’m so fucking vile looking

can i interest you into getting stupid fucking high with me

my 5 year plan? find the energy to use my human body to participate in the world in some form or fashion

could i like play with your hands and kiss your fingertips or nah

I truly appreciate kindness. I appreciate a quick message, I appreciate those who ask me if I’m okay, I appreciate every person in my life who has tried to brighten my days a little.

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

(flirting) wanna fall asleep together on the sofa as soon as we get home from work?

yes many skills such as yearning and not being able to sleep in a normal human schedule

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

And here you are, continuing on, despite how hard it's been lately. Proud of you.

okay. fine. i have a solution that will make no one happy. let's make pluto a planet. if we launch one tungsten cube per day for 200 years precisely aimed at pluto's surface it will become massive enough to gravitationally clear its orbit of other kuiper belt objects. this will be completely useless and extremely expensive as well as potentially dangerous. and it will destroy the heart

i do not mind the thought of growing old w you...