A. Draic Brom

'dating rules' are so fucking stupid btw. "don't talk too much about your hyperfixation on a first date, it'll scare them off!!" it'll only scare them off if they're a coward. Someone worthy of my affections will listen to me talk about my goal of visiting every whale exhibit with a life-sized effigy of a whale in it in the world for a solid half-hour and come away from that experience desiring me carnally.

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

having extremely bad mental health happening to you is no excuse to stop doing 2/10 bits

you don't want none of this shit it's called kissing your friends one hit of it and you'll start daydreaming uncontrollably for hours

the best part about owning your own place is that you can jerk off on the couch and nobody cares

Even when I’m not horny I’m still kinda horny