A. Draic Brom

i had a dream about you so i slept a little longer

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

All delighted people... get those fucking cocks out... its friday...

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

Why is everyone on the internet not trying to FEEL anymore?! Why are they putting us all against each other!! I want PASSION I WANT LUST I WANT TO LIVE DELICIOUSLY AND FEEL EVERYTHING ASIDE FROM THIS CRUSHING APATHY!!!!

not to gross u out but i daydream abt u resting ur head on my chest and ur completely at ease and ur safe and warm

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"