oho ho ho?

my bad for assuming everyone understood the concept of consideration and basic human decency

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

if you jokingly call people "big" or "biggie" when they eat something, even if its 5 donuts at a time, i am unfollowing you

if you jokingly call people “big” or “biggie” im blocking u or lecturing u or

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

I heavily fw bro

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

if you're having an asthma attack, just breathe.

Exactly queen #I-am-a-normal-person-with-no-problems

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years