I Can't Judo My Way Out Of This One -Jaehee Kang

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

Yearning for what you can never have is beginner level. Real yearners know the good shit is what you could freely have if you allowed yourself to, but never will.

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!