I Can't Judo My Way Out Of This One -Jaehee Kang

my husband is dead i dont want to remarry i only want war click here to see my peerless technique

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

Before I realized I was a guy I would go on doll creator websites (like picrew or pastel friends or anything like that) and I would make an idealized male version of me next to a dead version of me as a girl. Which could mean nothing.

I’m not sure which one came first but I’m happy for their transition!

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization