I Can't Judo My Way Out Of This One -Jaehee Kang

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

u heard about this shit?

We are fucked

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

I have decided to drink the darkness potion

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

i strongly recommend adding a gun to your treasure roster in tomodachi life even if you don't have any canonical gun wielders bc the humor value of "random object in a slice of life scene is an actual gun" cannot be overstated

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away