Hi, I’m Holly

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

Holy shit

a story of two good friends who appreciate each other platonically, and are wandering home feeling emotionally fulfilled about their conversation over their mutual desires to find girlfriends that are compatible to their different individual needs, rather than just letting themselves fall into a relationship with anyone nearby that is available, regardless of compatibility

you know what? you’re right

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

This post is wonderful

Someone can put the text for alphys’ bed in undertale??

always reblog

Art.

still can’t believe netflix managed to get batman, spiderman, bucky and pennywise all in one crazy dark yeehaw film .... amazing

Every thousand notes I’ll make him thiccer.

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal

I am boosting the shit out of that reply, because I am twenty-fucking-five years old and did not know how to tell the two pains apart

All great info, but there is another lesson to be learned here: if you’re in major pain, it’s probably important - so don’t let anyone tell you it’s not. There is a documented pattern of women who go to the ER with complaints of pain being dismissed as overreacting…when in reality women have an incredibly high tolerance for pain, to the point that some don’t even realize exactly how serious their condition is. These stories only serve to illustrate this point.

Reblog to literally save a life.

Every time I see this..

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.

Backing this up from years of bar tending.

Gays never give mediocre advice. If a gay person says you should do something, it's either a message from the heavens or it's absolute horseshit.

She came for his whole LIFE

there’s surrogacy and adoption too