Natesville Ten, Hollywood Four

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

yeah okay ill reblog that

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever