Officer I drop kicked that child in Self defense

lesbian heated rivalry wouldn’t be in hockey because there are already many out queer women in hockey due to the fact that hockey is viewed as a men’s sport. the whole reason hockey is captivating for mlm is because it is a toxically masculine sport and the idea of having out queer men in that sport is surprising (requiring them to stay closeted/have situationships/etc), whereas it is not nearly as surprising for queer women. therefore, lesbian heated rivalry would actually occur in a setting like ballet, gymnastics, or some other stereotypically feminine sport (that has toxic feminine standards) where queer women are not as visible. in this essay i will

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

let me get what I want please please please

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

you people aren't CASTING

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

ingrown hairs are cowards. why are you hiding

Yeah but if I was an unwanted piece of hair I might crawl back to where I came from for support too

dont do this me. dont make me feel bad for ingrown hairs. i have enough problems

Well if they know they're unwanted how about stop growing? Honestly I would just give up if I were them.

Never give up just because someone makes you feel unwanted

stop philosophizing my ingrown hairs

tumblr is a site that makes you shit like stop philosophizing my ingrown hairs

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

One, two, three, four, and even five, and even six.

five is odd actually me thinks

I haven’t learned that yet

Please give me time