Officer I drop kicked that child in Self defense

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

Your fave is ongelmajäte

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

“I asked ChatGPT—” Ok, well I asked The Narrator, and he told me that no, there’s never been a mirror there, that’s a wall. Stop wasting time asking questions, go to the basement and slay the princess already.

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

Huck is incredible to Me. They know how to replicate multiple Handwriting styles in a way I can't understand. But they also put a metal Nut in a inflated Balloon and twirled it and it made a Yucky sound.

4. The price of memory has more than quadrupled in the past six months

I saw this post on the Wikipedia

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia Explain

I forgot that Wikipedia has like a forum section (?) and thought you saw this in an article and was baffled at the thought. My bad carry on

I mean it is featured on this article

wow that was some article. wikipedians are lot wilder than i thought

this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.

The T in LGBTQ stands for "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's community guidelines."

I can't get over "and comes fucks me".

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

It's Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes

tired of cannibalism as a metaphor for love or sex. can we get into cannibalism as a metaphor for colonization.

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

they’re like chewing on fiber optic cables personified

What the hell is that supposed to mean

Its so accurate