I can fujo out, I used to be a gay guy

hi transfems in my phone. i love you. we'll stay strong for each other

People comment on posts like they're the first person on the planet earth to tell you about nuance

not everyone does that. it depends

The rest of the US is in a horror movie meanwhile NYC is getting sunshine and rainbows and free puppies

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

The warm water of the ocean did what now

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

your WHAT

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

Watermelon

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

THE HORNY WHAT?????

Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

THE WHAT?!

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

personally i’m at 96%

This post keeps getting worse

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

No. Canceled.

But why???

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

People paid Actual Money for this website

i miss wereralph :(

They will NEVER kill the king!

something disastrous happened here

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭