remember to drink water

Item: giant mechanical snail commissioned by the local ruler to parade around town and leave a trail of slime

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

Apparently they’re remaking 13 Going on 30 and my main interest is in whether they use Vienna again.

It arguably makes more sense this time because it’s now popular with the target audience and not a deep cut.

It was really funny when I went to my blog to reblog this and was eye-to-eye with my Vienna blog title. At least I’m consistent.

i like that we still call the first note of welcome to the black parade being played in LLTBP the g note even though the song is in a different key. it's a half step down my love that is f sharp

the psychotherapist who wrote a piece for GQ about how half man takes place in a jungian dream space is basically identifying the same aesthetic quality that me and my friends did when we were like "this show takes place in Yaoi World" he's simply coming to the subject matter from a different intellectual tradition

I will literally never get over the way Ilya’s entire body relaxes and then he just melts and collapses onto Shane when he says I love you too. Never.

I'm fatally wounded... And it's yours

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

i think its fun when people use the trope of vampires thinking that werewolves smell like shit but its especially funny to me when they say a werewolf smells like 'wet dog' . like specifically WET dog? not dry dog? something about werewolves makes them smell damper than any normal dog even if theyre dry as a bone? fascinating implications. wet werewolf vs creepy vampire. much to consider.