Vesper Lord

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

3. Geese can read

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

Is your kitten highlighting the incorrect words on your kink post? Are they being disobedient and not stopping when asked to? Well I have bad news for you my friends. Thats not your kitten. Thats the Minotaur.

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

Thank god nobody's ever assassinated a monarch before

I’m so vanilla I thought OP was a priest.

Forbidden by God to remove his mark of office at the airport

catherine might be the first game changer player who understood the assignment, immediately failed the assignment, figured out the assignment better, told everyone else the assignment, and then failed multiple times cause she truly cannot describe pictures (or name songs). player of all time. i love seeing someone who clearly gets and loves game changer and is just plain bad at games. representation for all of us.