Crazy Girl

This blog is a   safe space for all Mother fuckers and Stupidheads. Goodnight

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

can you put that thing on a leash?

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

(nods she once was a true love of minely)

nod away big boy you’re still washing your own cambric shirt

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.