not all who wander are lost. BUT I AM

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

ok so it's like two buses. head on collision. and this is the ultimate expression of love.

affirmations for bus drivers: i am sexy and necessary for society to function 💞 ten minutes is not that late 💞 i can fit through that gap 💞 the passengers don’t need to sit down before i blast away from the bus stop 💞 i can take this turn as fast as i want 💞 twenty minutes is not that late 💞 everyone on this bus desires me carnally 💞 thirty minutes is not that late 💞

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

i've been dead for 4 fucking years can someone finish my arc

SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

life is actually about thanking the bus driver when you get off the bus

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

Ok.

Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.

gimmick blog heritage post

0$