scio me nihil scire

it turns out [critically acclaimed book that has been popular and beloved for decades] is actually really good. have you guys heard about this. <- 'discovery' I will have several times a year for the rest of my life.

I dunno, stop apologizing for your art. This includes not posting enough, too much, changing style, inconsistent style, repetition, subject. Its your art its your expression. Have fun.

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

so awesome that you can see something new come out and think wow that looks bad and then never watch it and keep living

my dead wife. the ad free internet

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

if you start introducing nice things into your life it's a slippery slope and you have to be careful in case you start liking it when things are nice

im dying in the heat of glorious battle and going to the elysian fields, where the souls of the legendary war boys of the past reside for all eternity, as soon as i find out whether or not honor is truly worth it

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household