scio me nihil scire

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

god i wish i was a scheming vizier

faux intellectual whose passion is self destruction

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

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tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

clap if you're a black hole of a person and have never been satisfied

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart