scio me nihil scire

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

Despair is upon me! Bring me your largest saddest horniest knight. I need to press their weary head to my heaving breast

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

the summer of saying hi

we're saying hi if you want in on this

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

He’s so selfish. She’s generous enough to put food on the table but he cant give her some cake? All these men do is take take take