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how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span
this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet
Also people donât seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though itâs RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR
Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing
Time to Energize âď¸
OH MY GOD
I'm dyingđ
the person I reblogged this from is a cute peach

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Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
Hey, donât you fucking scroll down
You
Fucking
Liar.Â
BruhâŚ.so manyâŚ..so so manyâŚâŚ
You have no ideaâŚ
I have mourned more characters deaths than i wanted toâŚâŚ
If Iâm being brutally honest Iâve mourned over some characters more than I have actual people in my life, it sounds sociopathic but itâs true lol
me too bruh
I set a funeral for them
I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class
Omg this is my English class, there's like a war between the students and our teacher and we have this big group chat with all of us just ranting about her
Correct.
Very correct.
Omg.
Yes
literally me @ my prof right now
I love her.
Me @ all my teachers: fight me

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to âviolating one or more of Tumblrâs Community Guidelinesâ, but since my wish came true the first time, Iâm putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITâS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnât think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT âITS WORTH A TRYâ SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnât expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itâs just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNâT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Â
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNâT THINK IâD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IâM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITÂ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iâve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITâS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :â)
woah the notes letâs hope my wish comes true
White Collar. Sounds good
*throws myself into the arms of the crew of Deep Space Nine*
*Buries face in hands* Oh, God, itâs Dark Shadows (1897 storyline).  Barnabas probably has a plan. Iâm doomed!
Yeah, same. Maybe If Iâm very lucky Angelique and Julia will do the dirty work- but still odds are high for a messy accidental death.Â
Straight over Widows HillâŚ.
Yeah- I think you can categorically put the characters into 3 groups-
 .characters that wouldnât understand what was happening or what they were supposed to do, and wonder off.
.characters that would accidentally get you killed
.characters that would kill you for fun
The upside is that you would come back in a few weeks, but with a new hairdo and a different name.
Odds are high for being a Dorcus Trilling/Wanda Paisley disposable type.
A new look for sure.
Rebecca Bunch from Crazy Ex Girlfriend. Â Iâm screwed.
SVU, for once, I am actually prepared for this.
Oh thank god. The last show I watched was Elementary. Iâm really glad itâs not My Brother My Brother and Me like it would have been just moments before seeing this, because I love the McElroy Brothers, but I do not want them in charge of my rescue.
The Chew! Well I know they can cook some good food to lure the bad guys awayâŚ.
Jon Snow, Arya Stark, Lady Brienne⌠Oh this is going to be FUN!
The disembodied voice from How Its Made. Uhhhhh⌠I think Iâm frightened. I think. I dunno, it knows how to make a lot of stuff, maybe that stuff will save me?
Maybe it can tell you how to make stuff to rescue yourself!
(I have Big Damn Heroes coming to get me. Should be fun, as long as Serenityâs in working order.)
Not sure how this is going to work out. Iâm being rescued by the Gilmore GirlsâŚ
My girl Jessica Jones & Luke Cage are getting me out! Weeeeh
Awww! The only thing I watched today was The Martian. So can Dr Chris Beck and the others (but really, the others wonât be necessary) come save me?
âŚ.the last tv show I watched was Graham Norton showâŚwelpâŚ
âŚI watched He-man and The Masters of the universe
Penny Dreadful⌠Victor can come save me whenever he wantsâŚ
We Bare Bears. Ice bear to the rescue!
Pretty little liars
Hell yea, Bones and Booth and the whole squint team's got me down, I'll take Booth for myself ty very much
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This is the most accurate thing I've read about this book
21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs
âYou guys! Stop deleting everything I write!â
âUnalienable!â âInalienable!â
IâM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC
âSO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!â
âSTOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!â âWHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!â
âFOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANSâ
âGOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING âIN BEDâ AFTER EVERY LINEâ
ladyhistory
This is a thing of beauty.
I-I found it???? The post???? The postâ˘
imagine one for the new U.S. constitutionÂ
âwhy is the red line under Pensylvaniaâ
âbc thatâs not how itâs spelled alexanderâ
âIÂ am like, 100% positive I spelled it rightâ
âPennsylvania has two nâsâ
âNo???â
âFOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANSâ
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ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. âShe was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie.Â
So what Iâm reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?
Well I have a new hero.
Her whole wikipedia article is gold
âWhen her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, âIf you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.ââ
âHer father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with âsheer rapture.â)â
âDuring the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the shipâs pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.â
âShe was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)â
âWhen it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.â
âLater, the Taft White House banned her from her former residenceâthe first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilsonâs administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilsonâs expense)âŚâ
âAs an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, âWhat do you think youâre doing, you black bastard?â Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, âHeâs taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!â
âTo Senator Joseph McCarthy, who had jokingly remarked at a party âHereâs my blind date. I am going to call you Aliceâ, she sarcastically said âSenator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.â
I love this woman.
WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.
This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says âIf you canât say something good about someone, sit right here by me.âÂ
She is my absolute favorite.Â
This is great! Iâd love a film about her.

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Christians: separate the KKK from Christianity!!Â
Muslims: separate ISIS from Islam.Â
Christians:
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