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bro let me hold your hand bro just help me out i’m trying to figure out my girlfriend’s ring size BRO

How can I ever be conservative with my spending when there are literally beverages

pesto is the least disappointing food by a fucking mile. i never think to add her to things and every time i get something with pesto i think oh thatll be nice i guess a little basil and when i get a bite with pesto i have to hold back tears of joy. there you are darling ive been looking everywhere for you

okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering

junji ito logan paul reference

A couple nights ago I had a nightmare that involved having to shelter in place in a CVS it was very scary but as I was waiting for it to be safe to go outside again I noticed there was a product called something like “Men’s Overnight Moonscreen” and I picked it up and it said it was “SPF 4”

why is there no emoji for the digestive system. where are the guts... the intestines.... wtf