worms

Little freaks

The soft eyes! The forward facing ears! The question mark tail! Not to mention the poise and control! This little dude is having a blast and is SO good at it!!

they finally invented other emotions for parks to be apart from amusement. unfortunately nobody wants to come to my sadness park

riding the five stages of grief coaster and i just don't think it's very fun at all. i can't believe they paid me five fucking dollars to ride it, what a rip off. i mean, i might be okay with it if they lower the price. but even then, i wouldn't be having fun. which is fine i suppose, such is life

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

i woudl look so good with glasses why was i born with this cursed perfect eyesight. tch..

GET GLASSES NOW

alas. i would be a liar faker. to sport such a garb without needing it would be deceitful and wrong