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last of the orthodox homestucks. vocaloid scholar. online artist and real life whore. professional freeloader. stimulants georg. first one to abort g-d's immaculate conception. previously homeless, currently renting, never letting the tax man in. more or less always going through it.
testimonials:
"ur like how tumblr users want jesse pinkman 2 be" -our girlfriend's wife
"quite strange, but coherent" -psych er nurse
"you're the only person i trust to come with me to that shitty club" -dj plaisir, the night we met her
"i didn't know they made school shooter music for gays. i liked it a lot." -our father, about an artist we recommended
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FAQ
Q: who are you and why do i follow you?
A: we were previously @/marsti (and @/thebreeoche even longer ago), we changed our url + icon so we wouldn't be matching with our ex anymore. you probably follow us because we make art good.
Q: what do you use to make art?
A: we use clip studio paint pro 3.0, and a wacom intuos medium for all our digital art. the brushes we use are very inconsistent and mostly depend on vibes. for pixel art, we use this dithering set. all our art is coloured using custom gradient maps.
when we were homeless we used ibis paint on our phone with our fingers to draw. sometimes a friend let us use his tablet that had krita on it.
Q: what is [creative thing you're working on] and where can i engage with it?
A: only our webcomic, TRY AGAIN, is currently available publicly. update schedule: very infrequent.
antagonist syndrome, how to fracture noise, and running away on a treadmill are the english titles for the short stories we're writing, featuring the characters of dima, julie, and wave. we are writing them in french and have no idea if we'll ever make them public but we like talking about them.
Q: can i use your art for [thing]?
A: we believe intellectual property is antithetical to creativity and art as a whole, and so our policy is no policy. our art is free to use by anyone for any purpose. use it for banners, icons, reference it, edit it, trace it, repost it, we don't care.
Q: do you have a DNI/DNF?
A: no. it's easier to simply block anyone we find annoying.
Q: why am i blocked?
A: you were annoying.
Q: sometimes you post about things that are upsetting to me, can you tag them please?
A: yeah sure no problem bestie <3 stay safe out there, here's a little kiss on the forehead for you. mwah!
Q: ok cool. can you also tag your selfies for self harm?
A: no.
Q: how are you both polyamorous and aromantic?
A: we don't love our partners. we don't see what's hard to understand here.
Q: just to clarify, what's your gender?
A: we sexually identify as both a living legend and the physical embodiment of a disaster.
Q: no i mean what kind of trans are you
A: surely you can figure out what slurs apply to us by yourself.
Q: i heard you were a bad person
A: yes, and all the allegations are true, and we're both hotter and better than you for it.
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When I was living with my ex-partner nepeta, they had a phone so old that it couldn't run most apps. This was not a problem !
Until their bank decided they would only do 2FA through their app randomly one day, when they would just send a text before. They found this out because they had just gotten their new debit card, which did not come with the code attached to the letter: they had to log on to their account to see it.
So:
Nepeta's phone is incompatible with their bank's app, which is required for 2FA
They can't buy a new phone online since any online purchase would require 2FA
Any IRL purchases, or withdrawing money, would require knowing the card's code
Learning the card's code requires logging in to their account, which requires 2FA through the app
The way we resolved this is I bought a slightly more modern reconditioned phone online for them, the cheapest option. Which I still very much could not afford because I've always lived the struggler life and at that point in time I was happy if I had more than 50€ on my account, which means that took me well into the red.
So. I had negative money and they couldn't buy things. Some people I knew IRL were nice enough to give me some cash, but all my friends were in some way homeless and/or unemployed because I'm cool like that so that meant our daily food budget was ~50 cents for 2 weeks. For 2 people. We would literally just eat a quarter of a baguette each a day.
Then their phone arrived, they were able to log in, reimbursed me for the price, and all ended well.
But like I'm literally always thinking of that time a bank's 2FA policy forced me in a position where I was starving for 2 weeks.
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btw it is sexy and cool to uplift and admire people who have skills you wish you had without using their ability as a stick to beat yourself with. even and especially if you are jealous of them.
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It actually is fucking wild that some people are out there not understanding why trans guys would relate to fictional characters who feel trapped by masculinity
Just like, I think there's something pretty obvious to be said about the trans guy catboy flower crown patrick bateman edit as a form of reclamation of identity that goes beyond "illiterate tboy projection"
