"you're trying to confuse me!"

YES! that line has no business of sounding like That but glenn makes the most of it and gives us one of the best deliveries

omg i barely see anyone talk about or reference this but nothing makes me crack up more than macs serious ‘no one is going into your asshole’ to rickety cricket  in the psycho pete returns ep it fucking kills me robs inflection and the way he points akdsjjkfds

House and Wilson’s little mouse boy is all grown up!

Stuart (played by charlie day) appears to be your every day average guy. hes a janitor at a bar that he owns with his best friends, drinking beer, living in his own apartment, and in love with a waitress. oh yeah… and hes a mouse.

heres the deal, he wasnt always this way. he really did used to be a mouse… well. he was a guy that looked like a mouse. but something happened when he started puberty and now hes a mouse that looks like a guy

his friends dont know his past. they dont know hes a mouse. and he wants to keep it that way.

but his parents, House and Wilson arent so cool with it. When Stuart legally changed his name to Charlie, that was the final straw…

they had invited Stuart and his friends to dinner one night.

instead, just Stuart shows up. Naturally, his parents are confused.

“Where are your friends? we thought you all were coming! we made all this food”

“about that… look, you guys are amazing, dont get me wrong… but i need to move forward with my life.”

“i dont understand? whats happened?”

“dad, dad… ive changed my name to charlie kelly.”

“WHAT!??!?!?!”

“Dad, you dont understand! I need a fresh start. I need to let go of the past and move forward. And I had to change my name to do it!”

“Stuart!”

“I havent been Stuart for 15 years dad! Stuart died that day…”

“if thats the way you feel…”

“it is”

“and theres nothing we can do to stop you?”

“not really no…”

“wow, okay, well… at least take some food back with you…”

House is upset, but he pretends hes fine. Wilson later confronts him, asking why he lied when ‘Charlie’ asked if everything was cool between the crumbling family.

A few weeks go by, Charlie’s just chilling in his apartment. By himself. When he hears someone call his name, his old name.

“Stuart! psst Stuart!”

charlie looks around, but no one is there.

he hears a tapping from the window. who could it be but…

“SNOWBELL!”

charlie quickly goes to the window and lets the cat in