OF DOOM.....

im romantic right now

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when the noob thinks level 1 antidote can cure snakeman venom 😂

The sound of the air leaving a noob's lungs as it trips over a tree branch and sprains its ankle > everything

remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

a girl without a penis is like a top hat without brass cogs and goggles that can't be stretched over the brim to cover ones eyes -THE STEAMPUNK CHASER