OF DOOM.....

dude i love my job so fucking much but the way nobody can communicate drives me up a FUCKING WALL

wyd if u were scheduled to go in at night to close up and check on everyone (note: part of this place is my boss' actual house) and u show up there 8 pm walking around doing the stuff u do ans then u walk into ur boss' bedroom in the dark to do one of ur tasks and ur boss sits up in bed and is like WHAAAT ARE YOU DOING HERE and youre like scared out of ur fucking mind and youre like its the--?!? its the date im scheduled to close up?! and shes like omfg im sorry i didnt tell you i wasnt going tonight because i thought since [TOTALLY UNRELATED INFO] you would have known im sorry. so now i feel like a FREAK i feel like a BURGLAR in striped shirt and mask and dollar sign bag 💰 this is literally always happening where i do something wrong and its like "hey wtf r u doing 🤨 oh wait i forgot to tell you Anything Ever my bad" 😭😭😭

remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

a girl without a penis is like a top hat without brass cogs and goggles that can't be stretched over the brim to cover ones eyes -THE STEAMPUNK CHASER

ok apparently theyve completely left the site (or they could be here under a different name who knows) but i feel so bad because i looked up what was apparently the last url they had ("gateway-2000") and theres a post where someone is like "Hey guys i just sent them the full $135 they claimed they needed in a dono post but they havent changed the "0/$135" amount even though i keep messaging them they wont respond what happened" omg. well at least they were run off of here when the fuck is kaijuno gonnna get run off for scamming

and speaking of scamming can i bring up how that whole emily gwen thing happened and no offense cause i know some people were defending it saying she was def real but remember she was likr "Im gonna show my face to prove myself" and completely dropped off the face of the internet and that apparently the user on here people thought wwas her had like multiple old accounts you can see thru wayback or something where she would similarly crowdfund scam for various different supposed reasons. just what i heard but i do know for a fact that the emily gwen account went "ill show my face as proof" and then vanished and then everybody just stopped talking about that for some reason idk i think its gotten way too easy to scam on here tbh

actually im gonna talk about it because i havent seen this person on here in a while and im wondering if theyre still around. does anyone remember genderpunks (/genderqueerd*kes / whatever other urls they may have used) and they were like a big transandrophobia person who said they were transmasc + intersex, then changed that to 'transfemmasc', and like i said theyd specifically call themselves a 'black trans lesbian' in their dono posts... and i mean im looking at a post rn saying that theyre just white italian american which im pretty inclined to believe (apparently had a history of racefaking) but i guess said they found out they were mixed black as an adult despite appearing fully white and never knowing etc it was just like okay i think youre being misleading for your dono post considering the circumstances.... and actually a bunch of people have said they were like mega scamming asnd then they dropped like the most mega transmisogynistic rant ever and got exposed for raping + abusing their transfem ex. like are they still here?