goop or be glooped, Augustus

true love is mostly about bringing each other antihistamines

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

seeing discourse about “foreign films” is really funny when you’re not american

i saw a foreign film the other day. have you heard of Jurassic Park

This is a completely non partisan post btw.

“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency

call me crazy but i think public transportation should explicitly also be for actively drunk/high people. so they don’t, you know, drive under the influence.

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

Sisyphus

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it