goop or be glooped, Augustus

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

pretending to forgive my inner child so it comes out of hiding and i can deliver the final blow

john karkat is entering high school this fall

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

I haven't renewed my subscription what the fuck could I have possibly missed

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don't believe such a time ever existed

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

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