you try across with your friend. you try around.

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

well maybe i'm the slur cw america

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

in a crazy twist of events, senshi has just won the world cup

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

sometimes i blog so badly but then a mutual likes my post and it's like summer in my mouth

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

the buddha taught this

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

your cat was an honor to see in the window