carry that weight.

You're welcome. [...] I ain't ruining it. I'm saying I'd still love you as a worm but I'd wanna figure out how you became a worm. And if I can't turn you back into a [... ... ...] person, then I'd wanna figure out how to turn myself into a worm too. That way we can be worms together.

Hmm. [...] Acceptable. We can be worms together <3 I have a feeling if I got turned into a worm for some reason, you would be right next to me, getting turned into a worm.

The question was also if you were a mime, by the way. He did not answer that.

You are not above being kidnapped and trapped on an island.

And, what, the kidnapper lets me choose 3 things I can take with me? If I have time to choose 3 things, I have time to stab the kidnapper. Easy.

Maybe you could stand to smell better.

I smell a lot better than a bog.

The same way you do it with coffee beans, I think? Like you [...] heat it up and add the hops? And the water soaks it up and becomes beer. I think. No, because you use it while you're running, which makes you lose water. Like when you sweat and stuff.

I don't think that would work. I think making beer is a lot harder than making coffee. If it wasn't, everyone would have beer makers in their kitchens. [...] Water you drink does not turn into sweat. It turns into piss.

DON'T EVEN START. Of course you, Mr. I've Never Met A Hypothetical I Want To Have Fun With, would be on his side for that one. Anyway. He corrected his error and saw things my way <3 Which is all that matters <3

I'm starting. He's right, he should be trying to figure out why you're a worm. Turning you back into a person. He only saw things your way because he didn't want to argue with you. I like arguing.

If I end up wrapped up in bubble wrap for the sake of my bones, I swear to god... [...] Up to you whether you trust me or not. But I would bring the ladder back.

I'm not going to wrap you in anything, but it might not be a bad idea... [...] I trust you. [user is surprised to realize this is true.] But if I end up stuck in a tree, I'm making sure I land on you when I fall out of it.

Dear Wicked's Rest,

[user tries to decipher what this says. what does salaciousness mean? he is at a loss.]

@vengeancedemon replied to your post “FMK your first three @ ‘s”:

[user is offended that this stranger, who he just said he does not want to marry, does not want to marry him.] I mean I guess you can. You know how to fuck people, right? Bet you could figure out how to kill them.

True, he's a very capable man! Just as his partner AND lieutenant, his situations end up being my situations so I'm tryna make sure he doesn't get into them in the first place! [...] She's dead 17. She died Real angsty, that age! [...] It IS cheating, thanks for the validation.

Yeah. Very [...] capable. You keep him out of a lot of shit, then? Could have used you when [...] Ah. Almost ready to move out, then? Always used to dread mine getting that age. Going out on her own. But Bet she thinks she knows everything, huh? [...] Sure. Seems open and shut, though.

UGH. Fine. Whatever. You bore me.

Seems like your problem instead of mine.