Rosemary Kane

[pm] Sure Cortez would love that comparison. [user isn't sure why he is sticking up for Emilio, who is the worst. Maybe because he saw firsthand how empty Emilio's eyes were and there's a non-zero chance it's connected to Ishan in some way] You've met him, what do you think? [...] If you say so.

[pm] Better than stealing a heart, I guess. [...] Sounds dumb. Never once fucking crossed my mind that I could be in fucking heaven

[pm] jesus fucking christ and we're pivotting I'd love it if everyone stopped threatening to kill one another for thirty fucking seconds. But. Here we are. It had some personal stuff in it. So. They're both down something at this rate. [...] You have to worry about Wyatt having to bite off more than he can chew this much? [...] It's fun. Not the most intellectual thing but.

[pm] Fuck, that's funny ridiculous. I think I know what the fuck Dante's inferno is but is the good place just you trying to be sarcastic over text?

[pm] It's fucking obnoxious something. No, it's a tv show. They think they're in heaven until the end of the first season and they figure out it's actually their own personal hell. Which, dealing with infighting and everyone trying to stab one another is mine, I'm pretty sure.

[pm] [user genuinely laughs] He stole his fucking wallet? No, this place is a fucking punishment.

[pm] Yeeep. He sure did. [...] Not unconvinced this place isn't straight out of Dante's inferno sometimes. Or The Good Place.

[pm] Sure. How good do you feel about the tentative truce between your boyfriend and the ticking time bomb Emilio?

[pm] [user is beginning to feel bad about the wallet spam. not enough to cancel the subscription but... Beginning.] It would be better if Emilio would give him back his wallet. [...] So, tentative. Unfortunately. I would fucking love for some metaphorical peace treaty to be signed, but Wicked's Rest sure as hell isn't Geneva.

[pm] Oh, that would be so good!!! A bunch of people just staring at cuneiform with no idea how to translate it. Eh, I got slotted in to go with the weekend shift staff. I don't have much overlap with them, so they probably just forgot I was coming.

I put a little fence around it for now. Seems to be doing the trick.

[pm] Yeah well, I still should have fucking known. Things were too At least there's a tentative damn truce for now. Long as Eve keeps herself alive

[pm] A tentative truce is better than no truce. Is there anything I Do y [...] You okay? Stupid question, I know Can we please have a fucking truce where you don't hate me for what I did for five minutes pl

I understand. [user will try to add this to her lexicon]. Must be some smart rocks. Pail wouldn't hurt th Haven't found the solution yet?

They don't like stairs. So I dug a pit in my garden. As long as they don't all start rolling up one another to escape, we should be good for now.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)