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@bladesandtrades replied to your post “[pm] Things are fucking worse now. In case you...”:

[pm] At least I'm in the damn right to curse you out, the fuck sort of high horse do you think you can sit on right now and [user takes a deep breath] Fuck you. Why do you think I never dealt with Agnes myself, huh? Obviously I knew about shit at the Pit and would burn through literally anyone or anything if it meant getting Wyatt free. These deals don't just go away if you kill a fae. It could have hurt him. You get that? It is hurting him.

[pm] Well.. I oughtta trust you more. [...] 'Course not. Can't talk her out of shit when she's already made up her damn mind. [...] When can you ever control your face, cher? But sure, yeah. Don't think I can see her right now, anyway.. don't want her to feel worse. [...] Fine. Moping ain't ever done me no favors, don't much feel like startin up again just for the sake of it. [ user mopes plenty, it's just all at work ]

[pm] [user is aware he is still not being a 100% truthful with Wyatt and probably never will be. it doesn't feel great but the truth feels terrifying at every turn] Hey, let's not go crazy here, I'm still at least 90% asshole. Mm, her mind, really wished she'd fucking used that before slashing through a damn fae. Shut up, you love this face and everything it does. [...] Sure. Anything I can do?

[pm] I-- Yeah. Sorry. Sorry, I know. I'm... [...] this is just a lot. [... ... ...] Why the fuck would she help? Sudden change of heart? Realized she was being a moron? Christ alive. [... ...] Well, it's good for Maggie, at least. Who speakin of, don't be too hard on her about this, you brute. She... she's a good kid, she's just... She's already punishing herself more than you ever could. Fuck.

[pm] I know, I fucking know. No fucking shit you think me withholding information again is a fucking disaster. [....] Yeah, I don't know. She wasn't very willing to believe me when I told her she was making things much fucking worse. [...] I'll be nice. Ish. Meaning silent, not sure I'll be able to control my face. Sure I can't smack her across the head just once [...] Probably best to keep us separated for at least a few more weeks. [...] How you holding up?

[ user wishes they could just go back to talking about boaz... alas ]

[pm] [...] Trying to fucking protect you, mostly. Don't know why I bother, always ends up [....] It was Daiyu.

[pm] Moody? Me? Perish the fucking thought. [...] Ohhh, sure, you've definitely earned yourself some kinda Nobel Peace prize, for sure. Hell, someone oughtta make you a saint! [...] Mmmhm. I can be rougher with you everywhere else, if you want.

[pm] Not one for dramatics, either. Ah, shut your mouth, I'm trying my damn best here. [...] Fine, that's a start. Miss the claws.

[pm] Tell me about it... [ user thinks about eating that woman's face when he wasn't even shifted and feels sick to his stomach ] Been happier, easier days for sure. Hah, yeah, shut up about dealing with he who shall not be named. That ship done set sail. As for your mark, well, we've been alright about treating it extra careful. Just need you to not get in so many bar fights, eh? [...] We'll get there some day. It can't ride like this forever, right? Shit's gotta level out some time.

[pm] Prefer you as your usual moody self, no magic bullshit. Fine, I'll shut up about him for now until the next time he does something that pisses me the fuck up. [...] Hey, I'm not to blame for any of those fights, I'm a goddamn sweetheart. [...] And I mean, [...] we could probably afford to be a just a bit less careful. [user wonders if his life has ever been particularly level] Right.

[pm] Why the fuck would there be a height limit? A drone? [user immediately wonders if it's Eve] Yeah, nothing I can tell you that will fix that shit. [......] Some of them are. Mostly for personal reasons. Which is weird considering how likeable I am.

[pm] I'm glad you don't have to do that anymore, either. I was getting-- Eh, sorta. Forced positivity is pretty much how I've survived the last couple years, save for our lovely honeymoon period. That wasn't forced. [...] Bet it'll be a message that goes unread by like, half of them. Who's got time to travel all the way to Maine to kill one lamia? Tch. Hah! Yeah, he's getting big, huh? They grow up so fast.

[pm] Magic getting back to fucking "normal" was good for both of us. Do you think I should Am I wrong for blaming her Now there's just the death mark and that fae fucker I refuse to call by his name to deal with. Just superb. Fair enough, not a worse tactic than blinding rage. [...] Fuck, that makes it sound like we're already-- I mean what really is the damn difference at this point, fuck [...] Yeah, going back to that would be nice.

Good point. Only reason anyone should give a shit what's going on with you is when you decide to stick a knife in them.

What the fuck, Cortez Fucking likewise.

What's it make you?

Who cares.

[pm] Hahahaha, riiiiiight? It's been so great! Uh huh, color me surprised. [...] Yeah. I mean how many hunters can she know that'd actually take her up on the hunt? Ain't like she's got a lot of loyal friends, the way she treats 'em. [ user is thinking of owen, and how he's being dragged into this ] Between the two of us, we can handle it.

[pm] Just a blast. Taking the fucking blessings where I can in that at least I don't have to visit that damn moss cave twice a month with Kane anymore to not feel like death. Is the forced positivity working? I don't feel like it's working, still fucking pissed off. [....] You liked her for a while, you know how good she is at Right? Sure it's not that many, really. [user is fully aware that is absolute bullshit] You mean the three of us, I'm fully expecting Boaz to be capable of eating someone soon, the goddamn speed he's growing at.