Notho es Dicta Lumine Luna

I asked for opinions, not rules. Which you gave, so thanks. And also no. Of course not. I have [.............] better things to do with my time. [ user absolutely does not ]

What can I say? I aim to please. Enjoy my opining.

[pm] If you can call "the doors were locked behind me while I was makin' sure the thing was secure" losin' a coin toss, then sure.

[pm] Yikes.

Ah, I've got a friend who does this, too. [user is referring to jade, who is trying to get him to pay her money he actually does owe her, despite neither of them remembering why he owes her this money.] We are not [...] a romance, no. He is romanced with Talia. He probably does want to torture me, though.

[ user goes back through and looks at her old messages because she remembers a Talia. internet stalks. for a while. ]

Yoooou dick, I do not owe you hundreds of dollars. Twenty. I owe you twenty. 20. No additional zeroes or commas added. And I just bought a friggin outdoor tour with you so I can point at plants and say 'can I eat that' for an hour just to annoy you. That was WAY more than 20.

Twenty hundred, yes, that is how much you owe me. But fine, I guess that's acceptable as long as you also give me a tip afterwards. I rely on tips in my line of work. Especially if I'm gonna have to put up with two of you.

Why does the number keep going up, you jerk? This is cruel! Cruel and unusual. I will tip you after the hike, I'm not a godless heathen. [user is, in fact, a godless heathen]

I'll give you a BOGO discount. You've bought your hike, so you can drag along Milio as your plus one. And have fun with that, because I've had people ask me all sorts of dumb questions in one go.

Is this because you want to torture him with plants?

He'll let me on for free. [user is talking out of his ass.]

He's trying to swindle me out of 200 bucks I don't owe him. I don't know if that's true, unless you have a bromance for the ages. Or he just wants to torture you with plants, which, kinky I guess but.

[pm] They wouldn't know to look for bad copper, but we, the cultured few, do.

Man, do you ever shut the fuck up? That ain't at all what I do. You can always join Diana on her guided hike and see what I do.

No. I do not. [user says maybe six words in total most days.] I don't need to see what you do because I already know.

Daniel, do I have to pay even more if he comes on a guided hike where Cortez knows what you do already and I try to set a record for most dumb questions asked about nature that I probably know the answer to?

I don't think I'm biased. I think I'm just helping you out, making sure you know who to listen to. Nice of me. I'm sorry I I'm sorry about I'm sor

So listen to you and not the magic 8 ball, but also listen to the magic 8 ball and bring it around and make other people listen to it, and maybe end up public enemy number one maybe not... got it.

If someone did tell you that, it sounds like they're smart. You should probably listen to them.

Wait, I remember now, it was you. You told me you were always right. Very biased, Cortez... But I have known you to be right on the occasions I've been around you, so I'll take it under consideration again.

They most defo did :( [user links this and this] And there's way more where that came from. I can't fight it, babe. Everyone's so happy for him, but that should be me. It's the greatest injustice.

It will be you again. I know this to be true because it is simply a fact of the universe. They will recrown you loudest in the land, and all will be well.

You should always listen to the rumors that say I'm right. [...] Only one way to find out, isn't there?

I feel like once upon a time someone told me that you were always right. Or am imagining that?

Maybe it'd be funny, but you'd need to pay me really well. And clearly you ain't got much money since you owe me hundreds of dollars. I'm still waiting on that. No discount either. Pay me two hundred dollars.

Yoooou dick, I do not owe you hundreds of dollars. Twenty. I owe you twenty. 20. No additional zeroes or commas added. And I just bought a friggin outdoor tour with you so I can point at plants and say 'can I eat that' for an hour just to annoy you. That was WAY more than 20.

Hello to the lovely people in my phone. It's with a heavy heart that I have to inform you all that I've lost the Guinness World Record for loudest person this year :( I know. I'm as shocked as the rest of you. [user didn't submit any proof for this record]. Please respect my privacy while I deal with the news. You know, losing and failing is kind of a new concept for me. I'm learning a lot.

Are we sure they did this? Is there proof?