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Yeah, Diana, you're old, too. Sorry this is the way you found this out. I thought you knew it already. Wouldn't a ladder leaning up against the tree give me away a little bit? [...] I don't think it does. Mimes are black and white and do [...] miming.

Damn, really? This is very unfortunate news, as I had planned on climbing at least 5 trees and doing other young things in the near future. [ user says this from her couch, in her pajamas, not doing young person things ] We would take away the ladder. Obviously.

Don't think she's got the patience to wait to get revenge against me. She'd go ahead and take her shot. [...] What, I should paint myself green and hide in a tree?

Fuck you, I'm so patient.

Don't know how I'd get up into a tree. Not so young anymore, you know. Climbing trees is hard. [...] Why would I have to be a tree mime? I don't want to be a mime. You're thinking of Daniel.

What are you talking about? You're not that much older than me. But we're ancient for We could, however, get you a ladder. Or a very small tree with low branches to sit in. [...] I don't know, you would be green and in a tree pretending to be part of the tree, I didn't know if that constituted being a tree mime or not.

Don't think she's got the patience to wait to get revenge against me. She'd go ahead and take her shot. [...] What, I should paint myself green and hide in a tree?

[ user busts out laughing ]

If Talia were going to kill me, she would have done it already. Not a very fast runner, so if she changes her mind and comes for me, that won't do any good.

Maybe she's just plotting her revenge? [...] That is true... Have you considered camouflage?

She could be. There was a mime there named Talia. Maybe it was her. [...] Well, she won't kill me.

Are you sure about that? I maintain a healthy dose of fear for these sort of cases. So run, Forrest, run....

Yeah. [...] It was single mime night. Because Daniel wants to date a mime.

Are you saying that Talia is a mime? I barely know the woman, and I feel like you should be running after saying that.

Terrible as in...? Are they plotting world domination or something? [...] How many mimes can possibly be in this town that you two have a mime problem?

Probably not. They are just [...] gross. Always talking to each other. [...] A lot. Probably more mimes than normal people here, based on how many run-ins we've had. Last time, we had to fight off a whole bar full.

[...] So acting like a normal, if slightly more PDA showing, couple? [...] I'm sorry, what? Emilio, I'm gonna need that story, what do you mean you fought a bar of mimes.

No. Yes. I'm-- [ user gets annoyed with himself for being so weird about this ] Technically not. Seeing as how tis person has never done it before. But is wondering about it.

Uh... huh....

[user wonders if daniel and talia's relationship is on the dl... but everyone they might want to hide it from seems to already know, and they do talk in public, so he figures it's fine.] They're very annoying. You are lucky you have not been around them when they are together. It is terrible. [...] No energy. I'm spending no energy. I'm just saying, the guy has a thing for mimes and he keeps making it my problem.

Terrible as in...? Are they plotting world domination or something? [...] How many mimes can possibly be in this town that you two have a mime problem?

We all pitch in when we can, a real collaboration of voices! Some people (me) seem to hit it out of the park more than others though (Brooks) (my unnamed colleagues).

I love the content, and it's educational and protective, so you guys get a gold star in my book.

[ user goes back through and looks at her old messages because she remembers a Talia. internet stalks. for a while. ]

Shit, figured everybody knew how annoying they are. Always hanging off each other. But yeah, that's who he's with. [user squints at the word bromance and clicks the definition.] I guess this is what we are. But we do not have a weird mime thing. He has a weird mime thing, and he keeps pulling me into it.

I've never seen them hanging off each other, so this was news to me. I knew he was with someone, just didn't know who... But looking at their social media, I definitely see it now. [user chuckles a little at the mime stuff] That's a whole lot of energy spent trying to convince me you don't like mimes. I believe you, but you've got to know that other people will believe you're hiding a secret mime obsession with that approach.

THEY ARE REAL! I SAW THEM! Who's to say that they're not real?? And even if they weren't, can't people be the king of anything they put their minds to?? Sara Bareilles even wrote a song about it and everything!!

[ user links the Minions wiki page with the facts on the weird little fictional beings ]