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Speaking of "Star Wars Jesus". Look what my dad bought me a few years back. [user sends a picture of one of those religious candles, but instead of Jesus depicted on the candle it's Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan with an angelic halo behind his head as he stood amongst the clouds] He thought it was hilarious.

Oh my god, I need to buy one for my aunt... she'd love this. Do you know where he got it?

Huh... so the man who looks like Star Wars Jesus was in a movie about an illuminated manuscript written about the gospel. Funny how stuff like that connects in the end.

Exactly! Star Wars Jesus writes a Jesus book! Fancily! We should really be thanking Star Wars Jesus more...

[...] Um, I mean, I just don't want to assume? I guess? But all the ones (three) I know are still used now so. Yes. I know ones that are alive. Even though idk if languages can be alive God I could never kill a language oh no

You're not assuming. That's not something you assume. You speak three languages, which you know to be a fact, and they are all still spoken, which is also a fact, ergo, you know you do not speak any dead languages. No thinking or assuming. Knowing.

I'm pretty good at sharing information. [user has friends who have known him for years and know nothing about his life.] Can't have you breaking hips. [...] How do I know you won't just leave me there?

I'm sure it's not the worst that could happen, but it's definitely an injury my old lady body would like to avoid. [...] Because I'm a woman of integrity. I would not leave you in the lurch. Or gh

Oh I didn't realize Ewan McGregor voiced in that film!

I didn't until a few years ago when I was looking for the movie and then I saw his name attached. Which does change the movie when all you can think of is Obi Wan Kenobi.

Sorry. Your tree climbing, young thing doing days are over, I think. You'll break a hip. [...] If you take away the ladder, how will I get down?

Thank you for this highly unfortunate but important information. My non-broken hips thank you for their not perishing after falling out of a tree. [...] I would bring the ladder back. Obviously.

Yeah, Diana, you're old, too. Sorry this is the way you found this out. I thought you knew it already. Wouldn't a ladder leaning up against the tree give me away a little bit? [...] I don't think it does. Mimes are black and white and do [...] miming.

Damn, really? This is very unfortunate news, as I had planned on climbing at least 5 trees and doing other young things in the near future. [ user says this from her couch, in her pajamas, not doing young person things ] We would take away the ladder. Obviously.

Don't think she's got the patience to wait to get revenge against me. She'd go ahead and take her shot. [...] What, I should paint myself green and hide in a tree?

Fuck you, I'm so patient.

Don't know how I'd get up into a tree. Not so young anymore, you know. Climbing trees is hard. [...] Why would I have to be a tree mime? I don't want to be a mime. You're thinking of Daniel.

What are you talking about? You're not that much older than me. But we're ancient for We could, however, get you a ladder. Or a very small tree with low branches to sit in. [...] I don't know, you would be green and in a tree pretending to be part of the tree, I didn't know if that constituted being a tree mime or not.

Don't think she's got the patience to wait to get revenge against me. She'd go ahead and take her shot. [...] What, I should paint myself green and hide in a tree?

[ user busts out laughing ]

If Talia were going to kill me, she would have done it already. Not a very fast runner, so if she changes her mind and comes for me, that won't do any good.

Maybe she's just plotting her revenge? [...] That is true... Have you considered camouflage?

She could be. There was a mime there named Talia. Maybe it was her. [...] Well, she won't kill me.

Are you sure about that? I maintain a healthy dose of fear for these sort of cases. So run, Forrest, run....

Yeah. [...] It was single mime night. Because Daniel wants to date a mime.

Are you saying that Talia is a mime? I barely know the woman, and I feel like you should be running after saying that.

Terrible as in...? Are they plotting world domination or something? [...] How many mimes can possibly be in this town that you two have a mime problem?

Probably not. They are just [...] gross. Always talking to each other. [...] A lot. Probably more mimes than normal people here, based on how many run-ins we've had. Last time, we had to fight off a whole bar full.

[...] So acting like a normal, if slightly more PDA showing, couple? [...] I'm sorry, what? Emilio, I'm gonna need that story, what do you mean you fought a bar of mimes.