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Funny thing is, he got it from an actual church in New Mexico! And they were completely serious about! The Little Old lady running the church gift shop thought Obi Wan was Jesus. Had a whole shelf of them. He didn't have the heart to tell her the truth.

That is even better, holy crap! Oh, I hope she never found out.

I just don't want to sound too full of it or anything. But you're right. Do you know any living languages?

What are we writing in right now? Eh. I used to know French better than I do now.

Oh, yeah. Gotta make sure your bones are protected. [...] Mmm, how can I be so sure about that?

If I end up wrapped up in bubble wrap for the sake of my bones, I swear to god... [...] Up to you whether you trust me or not. But I would bring the ladder back.

@diana-triformis replied to your post “what's the best dog park in town?”:

It is Elaine's favorite, so it might be a biased opinion. If Lanie ends up on the quad, she gets mobbed by students who want to pet her and doesn't actually end up getting her run in... If she's on campus, she prefers my office, where there are treats and a pillow she can nap on by a window.

Well we appreciate that! Nothing like being fun AND safe!

Dear Smokey the Bear, WRFD needs you for funny videos. If you tell Yogi Bear, we can probably pay in picnic baskets.

Speaking of "Star Wars Jesus". Look what my dad bought me a few years back. [user sends a picture of one of those religious candles, but instead of Jesus depicted on the candle it's Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan with an angelic halo behind his head as he stood amongst the clouds] He thought it was hilarious.

Oh my god, I need to buy one for my aunt... she'd love this. Do you know where he got it?

Huh... so the man who looks like Star Wars Jesus was in a movie about an illuminated manuscript written about the gospel. Funny how stuff like that connects in the end.

Exactly! Star Wars Jesus writes a Jesus book! Fancily! We should really be thanking Star Wars Jesus more...

[...] Um, I mean, I just don't want to assume? I guess? But all the ones (three) I know are still used now so. Yes. I know ones that are alive. Even though idk if languages can be alive God I could never kill a language oh no

You're not assuming. That's not something you assume. You speak three languages, which you know to be a fact, and they are all still spoken, which is also a fact, ergo, you know you do not speak any dead languages. No thinking or assuming. Knowing.

I'm pretty good at sharing information. [user has friends who have known him for years and know nothing about his life.] Can't have you breaking hips. [...] How do I know you won't just leave me there?

I'm sure it's not the worst that could happen, but it's definitely an injury my old lady body would like to avoid. [...] Because I'm a woman of integrity. I would not leave you in the lurch. Or gh

Oh I didn't realize Ewan McGregor voiced in that film!

I didn't until a few years ago when I was looking for the movie and then I saw his name attached. Which does change the movie when all you can think of is Obi Wan Kenobi.

Sorry. Your tree climbing, young thing doing days are over, I think. You'll break a hip. [...] If you take away the ladder, how will I get down?

Thank you for this highly unfortunate but important information. My non-broken hips thank you for their not perishing after falling out of a tree. [...] I would bring the ladder back. Obviously.

Yeah, Diana, you're old, too. Sorry this is the way you found this out. I thought you knew it already. Wouldn't a ladder leaning up against the tree give me away a little bit? [...] I don't think it does. Mimes are black and white and do [...] miming.

Damn, really? This is very unfortunate news, as I had planned on climbing at least 5 trees and doing other young things in the near future. [ user says this from her couch, in her pajamas, not doing young person things ] We would take away the ladder. Obviously.

Don't think she's got the patience to wait to get revenge against me. She'd go ahead and take her shot. [...] What, I should paint myself green and hide in a tree?

Fuck you, I'm so patient.

Don't know how I'd get up into a tree. Not so young anymore, you know. Climbing trees is hard. [...] Why would I have to be a tree mime? I don't want to be a mime. You're thinking of Daniel.

What are you talking about? You're not that much older than me. But we're ancient for We could, however, get you a ladder. Or a very small tree with low branches to sit in. [...] I don't know, you would be green and in a tree pretending to be part of the tree, I didn't know if that constituted being a tree mime or not.

Don't think she's got the patience to wait to get revenge against me. She'd go ahead and take her shot. [...] What, I should paint myself green and hide in a tree?

[ user busts out laughing ]